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Kate’s Doing it for the Kids

Tony Dovolani, Kate Gosselin’s partner for Dancing with the Stars, says Kate has told him that she’s doing it for her kids. “Kate has taken on this challenge to show her children that just because you’re scared of doing something doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try.”

That statement reminds me of the woman who dropped an entire large Mountain Dew on the floor in Bojangles this morning and didn’t try to clean it up. She just looked at me and said, “Gotta love kids!” Bitch was holding a baby, but the baby had nothing to do with spilling the drink on the floor.

It’s okay to take responsibility for your own actions. Just because you’ve reproduced doesn’t mean your kids don’t have to be the reason for everything you do.

Dovolani also says that he “sees potential” in Kate’s dancing abilities after only a week of rehearsals.

“She came to the show with no dance experience, which is actually a good thing, because I have no bad habits to fix. It is a great opportunity for me to truly use my teaching skills and show America what we are capable of once we hit the dance floor.”

I’m sure America can’t wait.

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  • HOW DARE YOU. Everything she does is clearly for her kids.

    …man, I couldn’t even TYPE that with a straight face.

  • Is she around her kids enough to teach them any lessons besides dump your browbeaten husband, be a dictator to the hired help and get as much free stuff as you can to compensate for your poor judgement in getting artificial reproduction?

    They are better off with the nannies – keep Kate on the road “doing it for the kids” and Jon doing it to his twenty-somethings in Vegas, New York and L.A. and they might have a chance of growing up sane.

  • Yeah, I couldn’t see that coming!! So is the fake tan, teeth whitening, tummy tuck and hair extensions also for the kids? ;)

    SELF ABSORBED!!!

  • this woman we are sick of that tlc shoves down our throats is the one and only mother there is…that nannies take care of. she is no mother i’d wish on any kid. kate is for kate period. i’m getting pissed all webs only focus on her, not the other dwts, is she the whole new show, nope. she wanted stardom FROM HAVING THESE KIDS, she’s single cuz that was part of her BRAND. PUKE.

  • Im tired of the kate hate. she got rid of her husband who is clearly a douche. it doesnt matter who he is with he still acts like a douche. she is a control freak and has other flaws, but she is a good mom. she doesnt have to be with her kids 24/7 and every other week she is legally bound to be away from them. she can work. lots of moms do.

  • Like Kanye West,”Speidi”, Kathy Lee Gifford, Sarah Palin, Kate will be another suspect unleashed on the public for years to come.

    We will soon develop an immunity to this tasteless virus but in the meantime it’s going to feel like chewing tin foil.