WHEN ARE THESE TWO GOING TO BREAK UP?? It’s so unhealthy, how she’s so much older than he is, and they’re both really rich and famous and attractive, and yet they appear to be totally committed to one another and happy. YEAR AFTER YEAR. This insanity must stop. It’s making me uncomfortable. Almost as uncomfortable as Demi looks at this event. Don’t get me wrong — she’s still strikingly gorgeous — but she just looks like “Oh dear Lord why do I have to be here? I’m getting too old for this shit.”
Demi and Ashton made a red-carpet appearance at pre-Oscar benefit gala in Beverly Hills on Thursday night. Also there: Nicky Hilton, Camilla “Eyebrows” Belle, Lydia “Hearst”-Shaw, AnnaLynne McCord, Molly Sims, Olivia Munn (would someone please explain to me why she’s considered attractive? I think she looks like an olive.) and the ever-starving Rachel Zoe, whose oversized please-don’t-look-at-all-my-fat personal style is getting real old, real fast.