I swiped these pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt from JustJared so I could show you how surprisingly not adorable the twins turned out to be. Well, they’re no Shiloh, anyway. Sure, sure. They’re still above average-looking and will probably grow up to be obnoxiously foxy adults, but for right now I am finding comfort in the fact that not everything that comes out of Angelina Jolie’s body is perfect. Let me have that.

I guess Brooke Mueller was pretty upset that someone at the rehab center where she was being treated for crack addiction leaked her info, because babygirl checked herself out. From TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ Brooke is no longer at The Canyon in Malibu, after someone from the staff sent a patient admissions document to various members of the media — including TMZ. The document is very specific about the circumstances surrounding Brooke’s admission. We declined to publish it.

We’re told the facility acknowledges the breach and is conducting an internal investigation … nonetheless Brooke bailed and is now in the process of entering a new facility. She is currently staying at a home in L.A.

While we were happy to report on the details of her rehabbing, I do have to admit that it’s pretty shitty that someone leaked her private info. I hope that Brooke is extra inspired to kick her bad habits after the extent of them have been announced to the world. And that she sues the crap out The Canyon.

Remember Shayne Lamas? The daughter of Lorenzo Lamas who won The Bachelor a few years ago? Last night she was photographed on her way in to her father’s engagement party at Mr. Chow and she did not look as cute as I remembered her. In fact, she looked kind of beat. Tough couple of years, Shayne?

Lindsay Lohan did an interview with UK’s The Sun, and it’s so honest that I don’t even believe that it’s real. We’ve been waiting for years for Lindsay to just admit outright that she at least used to be a cokehead, but she’s never been that specific until now. I’m just going to share with you some of the best quotes and then you tell me if you think this could possibly be a legit interview:

“When my father was going public, that’s when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn’t the answer to my problems. People need to know that.”

“I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to.”

“I learnt from my mistakes and I’m now healthy and happier. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life.”

“Mind-altering substances are so dangerous. If I can teach others, especially teens, by sharing my experiences, then that’s what I will continue to do.

“I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them – that has probably saved my life.”

“I went to rehab three times. The first time I checked myself in because I had taken Ambien. It’s a sleeping aid but it makes you hallucinate.”

“I’d run a bath and fallen asleep on the floor and the bath had overflowed.”

“When I woke up I was so scared, I called my therapist and said, ‘Can I just go somewhere for a month?”

“I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad. I was terrified of it. But I tried it because I was stubborn, stupid, and wanted to see what it was like.”

“It’s not something I ever want to do again. It made me feel like s***. It became uninteresting to me. I’m hyper anyway and I have that kind of personality so I don’t need something like that.”

See what I mean? If this is real, this is a fairly explosive interview. It’s not that anything she’s saying is news to us, but I don’t think we’ve ever seen Linds take ownership like this before. One sure-fire sign that this could have been a real interview conducted by text or email? The use of the non-word “learnt”.

What do you guys think about this?

[UPDATE: OK, OK. So "learnt" is a word. In "British English". I'm so sure that a woman who doesn't have a grasp on common sense or her sobriety and is without a proper education occasionally slips in and out of the King's English. My mistake.]

So I came across this parody of Taylor Swift songs this morning and I think I like it a lot better than anything the actual artist has ever done. After this article came out essentially putting Taylor in her place as a bad role model for young girls (I completely agree), this video showed up on YouTube. The songwriter’s message in this video is that Taylor’s “I’m so broken hearted that the cool guy doesn’t like me because I’m not a whore”-message is not only completely immature, but it’s pathetic.

I grew up listening to Fiona and Alanis and other strong females who would fuck you, drink your blood and then hang your carcass from their front porch and I still need reminders from time to time that I can do bad all by myself. What’s going to happen to a generation of teen girls who grow up thinking that the cheer captain leaves anything to be desired?

Anyway, I think this video makes a nice little point.

Travis Barker is the latest celebrity to fight with the paparazzi over his kids. The former Blink-182 drummer took his munchkins out to grab some breakfast yesterday in LA, but a couple persistent paps made it impossible for him to enjoy his meal. It got to the point where Travis was so pissed that he got up from his meal to throw some punches, except, uh… the offending photographer was gone and Travis just wound up going nuts on some other, more innocent photogs. Travis smashed a camera, spit on them and then proceeded to slash their tires. That’s when the police were called in and Travis started Tweeting (of course.)

When I’m out at breakfast at 8am in the morning the last thing i appreciate is some photographer threatening me 2 a fight while he’s 3 deep

When i defend myself/my kids that don’t make me a tough guy .I was outnumbered and threatened so i did what any man would.

Paparazzi cried like young girls when it was no longer 3 of them against me and my kids. Didn’t they remember threatening me an hr ago??

What happened to the tough guys with the cameras? It was gonna be a fair fight..3 against 3? I mean i weigh a buck 40, your 200lbs and 6’6

Bottom line, take photos at red carpets. Take pics of hungry hollywood starlets and douche bags that are out at clubs and bars that like it.

Bottom line I don’t . I’m not a socialite out begging for that kind of attention. I’m a family man out wit my kids. Don’t get the 2 twisted

And of course all the footage these lames released to the press is one sided cause they edited it.

I feel for Travis because he’s right. He’s not the kind of guy who seeks out that attention. But he’s also been in this game long enough to know that if he throws a punch a cameraman on a Sunday morning, it’s going to get spun the wrong way. Also? Photos of Travis Barker eating pancakes with his kids? Way less valuable than a shot of him winding up to clock the cameraman in the face.