Two of my favorite skinny bitches, Mary Kate Olsen and Kate Hudson, hit up the Burberry fashion show last night in London and they were looking fierce. I always love the way Mary Kate pulls herself together (make fun of me all you want), but last night she looked exceptionally pretty in all black. Also? Has that girl’s face looked that healthy since she was Michelle Tanner or what? Kate Hudson also shut it down with a completely different look. The actress wore a gorgeous green dress that showed off her best assets (them legs, girl! Them legs!), and her hair was perfectly messy as usual. Whose look do you prefer?

Lindsay Lohan’s interview with The Sun is so bananas that yesterday I didn’t even believe that it was real. Turns out that not only is it real, but yesterday was just the tip of the iceberg. Today we get part two of the interview and this is where we get to the juicy stuff, namely Lindz famously tumultuous relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.

Once again, let’s just skip to the best quotes:

“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.”

“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to.”

“We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”

“I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family. But I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her.”

“All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them.”

“She kind of does what she wants now. It’s changed, so who’s to say we won’t be together again?”

“Mostly it was great. Everyone has ups and downs, it’s normal. But in front of the public eye they’re going to take the downs and make it seem like they’re a million times worse. That comes with the territory.”

“It was a big deal for me because I’ve never had a relationship as public as that, especially being with a girl for the first time. That was really scary for me. But I didn’t care because I love her.”

First of all, I love the idea of the Ronson family struggling with Samantha’s “fame”. Considering that Samantha’s brother is a huge music producer and her sister is a top fashion designer, I would assume that the Ronson’s problem was not with their daughter being in the spotlight, but whom she was in the spotlight with. And the talk about a possible reconciliation? Ugh, kill me. If I don’t think I can survive these two giving it another go, there’s no way that they will.

Whitney Houston kicked off her tour last night in Brisbane, Australia and oh man, she sucked. At least that’s the general consensus from concert goers and those who have caught bootleg videos on YouTube. Whitney, who is shockingly only 46 years old (two years younger than my mother!), got breathy and exhausted about two songs in and then coughed throughout most of the show.

However, her promoter, Andrew McManus, thinks that if you have a problem with Whitney’s stage behavior, that’s your own freakin’ problem. From Yahoo!:

“As for some of the negative ‘vocal minority’ … all I can say is, what happened to the Australian positive support of someone who has seen difficult times, and is now up on stage, warts and all, presenting herself like an open book for the world to see,” he said.

“And they want to ridicule Whitney?”

He said people who expected to hear Houston of 20 years ago, should go buy a CD.

“But if they wanted to see a true professional artist give 100 per cent and have a red hot go at songs that make the greatest vocalists shrink, well come along and enjoy the ride of an amazing talent,” he said.

Andrew’s logic isn’t entirely off, but I can’t say I agree with it. There’s nothing sadder than seeing your old favorites refuse to throw in the towel well after their talent has dried up. Perhaps the fans were asking too much of the former crackhead by expecting a great show in exchange for the boatload of cash they had to throw down in order to be there.

Bristol Palin has landed her first acting gig. Thank God. I have spent the last year and a half of my life unsure of wether or not Bristol Palin can deliver flawless dialogue. When her episode of Secret Life of the American Teenager airs, I will probably be granted my first full night’s sleep since I first saw the teenage mother. I knew- just knew- that it would only be a matter of time before Hollywood scooped her up and put her right where she belongs.

From People:

The appearance will mark the dramatic acting debut of the teen mom, who will play herself.

“I am thrilled to be on this show and to be a part of a program that educates teens and young adults about he consequences of teen pregnancy,” Palin, 19, said in a statement.

In the story, Palin will befriend Amy, played by Shailene Woodley, at a music program for teen moms. The episode will be filmed in Los Angeles and be shown this summer during the series’ third season.

As of right now there’s no word on when her episode will air, but you better believe I’ll have that information for you as soon as it’s available.

I am a huge fan of the 1989 Steve Martin movie Parenthood, so I was less than thrilled that the bright folks over at NBC decided to remake the classic comedy in to a TV show. Normally movie-to-TV (and TV-to-movie) remakes bum me out. There’s just never the same flavor there that made me love the original. However, after catching a preview for the show this weekend, my hopes are slightly higher. If you forget for a second that they’re trying to improve upon what I consider to be one of the funniest movies of my lifetime and just think of it as another hour-long dramedy, it seems like it might be pretty good.  Also, I love Dax Shepard and will give anything he makes a chance.

Check out these photos from the Parenthood premiere last night and LA and let me know in the comments if you’ll be tuning in as well. Also, what’s your least favorite adaptation/remake? Most of them suck, so I know you’ll be able to come up with some good ones.

Kanye West has made some pretty “artistic” videos (see: Flashing Lights) but his new video for Coldest Winter tops them all. Yes, it is beautifully shot and it must have cost a complete fortune to make, but I’m not sure if I’m a fan of watching a sad woman who kind of looks like my friend’s girlfriend running through the woods. In terms of music videos out there today though, this may be the best one I’ve seen in a minute.

KANYE WEST “Coldest Winter” Directed by: NABIL “ITUNES link below” from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.