Jon Voight and Angelia Jolie recently reconciled after years of not speaking, and you’d think that Jon would have learned a thing or two about keeping his mouth shut over the years, but luckily he didn’t. Luckily for us, I mean. I’m sure it’s a living hell for Angelina to have a father like this.

The actor went to Radar Online to discuss his reunion with Angelina and while he’s not exactly a pro like Michael Lohan when it comes to ruining his daughter’s life, the guy’s not bad. Here are some choice quotes:

“It was just wonderful to spend time with Angelina and Brad and the children. I’ve been waiting so long to hug my grandchildren and it was amazing, they are the most beautiful, loving kids you could imagine and I’m not just saying that because I’m their grandfather, they really are something special.”

“Angelina and Brad are so happy together and they are the most amazing, loving parents I’ve ever seen. It truly moved me to see how Angie is as a mom, I am so proud of her – she has so much love to give and to share with the children and with Brad.”

“Angie and I have been in contact on the phone and by email for some time now. We’ve been working towards a full reconciliation for a while. Angie had to feel it was the right time to bring me into the lives of her and the kids and after some work she decided the moment had arrived.”

You see, it’s not that anything he said was bad, it’s just that he’s saying it at all. He paints his daughter, her man and their children in a wonderful light but, uh… STFU, Jon! Either this guy doesn’t actually care about having a relationship with his daughter or he’s completely insane. Either way, how sad for Angelina that this is her father.

If any of you out there are experiencing massive Conan O’Brien withdrawals, I’ve got a temporary solution for you: Conan’s finally on Twitter. So far all he’s got up is this one Tweet as well as a chuckle-worthy bio that reads, “I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.” Too true, Conan. Too true.

Conan’s been signed up to use Twitter for less than a full day, but he already has close to 300,000 followers. Pretty impressive. The guy who got him fired from his job, Jay Leno, has been on Twitter for months, has made a little over 500 Tweets and has an embarrassingly low 30,000 followers. Damn. That’s like, 10% of Conan’s followers.

It’s a real shame that your number of Internet fans doesn’t factor in to your television ratings, huh?

The guys from Jersey Shore were recently treated to a photo session with the eccentric and wild Terry Richardson (that’s his blog, BTW. You should follow it if you don’t already.) The photos are priceless because, as usual, Terry manages to get a little extra something special out of his subjects. My favorite from the set? A close up of the magic that is Pauly D’s hair.

Lily Allen’s been saying for awhile that she wants to quit music and have a normal little life, but I didn’t actually think she’d go through with it. Turns out that her last gig will be on March 7th at the O2 Arena in London and that she’ll occupy herself  by running a vintage line with her half-sister Sarah Owens.

Lily says she’s been working on the line for awhile and that she and her sister are looking for the perfect storefront in London to run their business out of. Lily fans who can’t wait to get their mitts on her designs can purchase things at the pop-up shop they’re running at the August Festival.

I’m excited to see what Lily dreams up fashion-wise because her style has always been one of the most likable things about her, but I’m not sure if that makes it worth not having another album from her. What do you guys think?

Nadya Suleman was in NYC yesterday for her appearance on The View and yes, she still looks like that. I’m not quite sure what it is that this lady has to talk about that we haven’t already heard, but hopefully Whoopi Goldberg stuck it to her. That actually sounds like something worth my attention.

“I’m having a party in this weird office, hanging out with you, totally sober. If you mean ‘party girl’ like, at a club with a short skirt on with no underwear, then no. I’ve gotten drunk before but never gotten a DUI. I don’t go to clubs. I try not to let my vagina hang out. I don’t do drugs, but I think I’m a walking good time and I talk kind of funny, so people think I’m messed up all the time. I’m not.”

- Ke$ha sets the record straight in Billboard about her party girl image.