Normally we don’t really do these “Is She or Isn’t She Pregnant?” posts because God knows that I look pregnant after lunch most days and pregnancy is pretty personal and no one needs our noses up in their cervix. But Kate Moss, you guys. She looks preggo, huh? I seriously doubt homegirl “ate a big meal” and isn’t being obnoxiously skinny Kate Moss’ “thing”? Either homegirl’s anorexia game is slipping, or she’s growing a life inside of her. I don’t even know which answer is more tragic.

You’ve probably heard the buzz that Kathy Griffin’s going to be appearing on an upcoming episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, and you’ve probably even heard that she locks lips with Mariska Hargitay, but until now we didn’t know what it would look like. The video’s been leaked online. It’s just a short clip, but you get to see the kiss and that Kathy Griffin’s acting has seemingly improved.

It’s quite obviously a move to get the ratings back up (as almost all girl-on-girl action is on television) after their ratings took a huge hit due to a time slot change, but SVU is one of my favorite shows and so if resorting to cheap tactics to keep in on the air is what they have to do, it’s fine by me. Are you going to be tuning in?

“The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a sexy pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if you’re sure of yourself as a woman they say you’re a bitch whereas if you’re a man and you’re strong-willed it’s normal.”

-Lady Gaga in Q Magazine

Khloe Kardashian is probably the coolest chick on the planet, but I wouldn’t exactly throw down in order to sit next to her for five minutes in a night club. Sad thing is, Ramona Singer aka “Crazy Eyes” from Real Housewives of New York totally would and did on Tuesday night.

Ramona and her co-star, the free-spirited and bananas Kelly Bensimon were both at Quo in NYC for the launch of some new flavor of vodka. It was clear that the two have some some sort of beef because they refused to be photographed together (and what Real Housewife says no to a camera?) or even speak to one another. That’s when Khloe Kardashian showed up. Kelly joined Khloe in a booth and the two were catching up like old pals, which sent jealous Ramona in to a rage.

Ramona reportedly went over to the table and practically clawed her way between the two women and started talking. According to a source who spoke to the New York Post, “Suddenly there was a ruckus. Ramona barged her way through the VIP area and practically jumped over a table to get to Khloe, and tried to sit between her and Kelly, who was mortified and left immediately.”

Now, Ramona’s rep is obviously denying this and told the paper, “Ramona did not steamroller her way in — Khloe invited her. They chatted and they took a picture together,” but c’mon. Doesn’t that sound exactly like something Ramona would do? Busy body Ramona with the crazy-ass eyes? As if she didn’t do that. Woof. How pathetic. These women are mothers.

Jessica Simpson has a new show coming to VH1 called The Price of Beauty and I will most definitely be watching it. Why? I love Jessica Simpson because she’s quirky and adorable and I’ll watch anything she does. Also, it looks like it might be good for women or something.

The show has an interesting concept, especially for something put out by VH1. Jessica travels around to different countries to find out what their idea of beauty is. In this preview, we see Jessica visit a “fat hut”, where one woman has been living for months getting as fat as possible for her husband. She also visits Paris, the fashion capitol of the world, and tries her hand at runway modeling. Clearly they did their best to cover all ends of the spectrum.

Do I think this show will be particularly educational? Probably not. But it seems better than Taradise.

The skeletons! The skeletons keep coming out of this man’s closet and I love it! Soon we’re going to find out that this dude is a regular at furry conventions and that he has some crazy sex room in his house filled with bronzed strap-ons!

Tiger Woods is back in rehab, but this time he’s getting treated for a more traditional addiction: Pills. Yup, turns out that while he was in rehab for sex addiction, Tiger also copped to the fact that he was poppin’ pills, specifically Ambien and Vicodin. Damn. I didn’t realize that Tiger was in to that kind of party.

An anonymous source spoke to the National Enquirer and said, “In [sex] therapy, Tiger blamed a lot of his cheating behavior on his drug addiction, saying that the drugs were responsible for impairing his judgment.” His favorite combo? Taking an Ambien before getting down with the lady of his choice. Ambien sex. It’s everywhere these days, you guys.

Tiger said last week in his apology speech (that I thought was a bunch of garbage) that he never used performance-enhancing drugs. In fact, he seemed quite adamant about it. It’s just legalese, if you ask me. Sure, he never took performance-enhancing drugs, but do you think Nike is psyched to back a golfer who pops Vicodin and Ambien for kicks? I mean, prolly not.