Jane Carrey, the 22-year old daughter of actor Jim Carrey, has finally given birth to her baby. She and her husband, Alex Santana, welcomed a baby boy, Jackson Riley Santana yesterday afternoon in LA. This makes Jim a 47-year old grandpa, but he says he’s up to the task and he thinks his daughter is, too. “Jane is going to be a great mom,” Jim told People earlier this summer.

Congratulations to the happy couple. I can’t wait to see what kind of whacky shit his grandparents do to celebrate his life.

Marisa Miller bares her ass in GQ UK.  [Celebslam]

Kellan Lutz stumps for PETA, still has that mean, runty look about him.  And I mean Lutz, not the dog he’s adopting. [Popbytes]

Seriously Random Lists:  Pajiba bestows the honor of “Best Horror Movie Remakes” upon various slasher reboots.  [Pajiba]

Lily Allen calls Courtney Love a “paranoid, drug-addled lunatic.”  I knew there was a reason I loved Allen so much.  [Celebitchy]

Justin Bieber’s 16 years old on Monday and all he does is leer … and letch. [Litely Salted]

Everyone says that everything about Johnny Deep aside from his career stinks.  [Allie is Wired]

Speaking of PETA, they have the best Tiger Woods promo ad … ever.  [Amy Grindhouse]

Britney Spears went to some meetings yesterday before she hit up the shops for some marathon spending and, with the exception of her pants hanging off of her ass as she got out of her car, homegirl is still looking OK. Her face doesn’t look as swollen as it usually does (that woman just needs to stay hydrated) and her hair, despite its messy style, looks like it might be healthy-ish for the first time in years. Her skin seems clear, too. If she starts showering regularly, Britney could very well reach 2002 levels of hotness again.

I am sad to report that the search for missing Growing Pains actor Andrew Koenig is over after his body was found in a Vancouver park. Andrew, who Kelly told you was missing last weekend, committed suicide according to his father who spoke with reporters yesterday in the same park where the body was found. Tragically, Andrew was discovered  by his father and a group of friends who decided to give the park one last look over before they continued on their search.

Unfortunately, the months leading up to Andrew’s suicide were pretty tell-tale. He struggled with depression, and about a year after going off of his anti-depressants, he gave away most of his possessions and moved out of his Venice Beach apartment. Andrew’s parents said they also received a letter from their son about a week that had a “despondent tone”.

His father ended the press conference by saying, “If you’re one of those people who can’t handle it anymore, you know, if you can learn anything from this, there are people out there who really care,” he said. “You may not think so and ultimately it may not be enough, but there are people who really care.”

Jon Cryer aka Ducky from Pretty in Pink’s wife tried to have him killed, you guys. I’ve been avoiding posting on this as the story has been developing the last couple months because the details were so vague that it seemed to me like we’d never hear the full facts. We got them now. And they’re juicy.

So Jon Cryer, who’s on Two and a Half Men now, is married to this woman Sarah Trigger. They are currently getting a divorce and, while meeting with her lawyer, Sarah let it slip that her ex boyfriend Eddie Sanchez was going to off both Jon and Sarah’s other ex-husb, David Dicky.  That’s when shit went crazy.

From TMZ:

Trigger’s lawyer became so alarmed she contacted lawyers for both Cryer and Dickey. On January 10, Dickey confronted Sanchez. According to legal docs, “Mr. Sanchez not only flatly denied making such a statement, but he said that it was [Sarah Trigger] who had contacted him on numerous occasions, stating that she wanted to see the pair [Cryer and Dickey] dead, and even asking Mr. Sanchez if he would kill the pair, or if he would not, inquiring whether she could speak with Mr. Sanchez’s father about this issue.”

According to Cryer’s declaration, he notified Warner Bros. security on January 15. Cryer also states his co-star requested that “we do not film in front of a live audience.” The documents do not ID the co-star but presumably it’s Charlie Sheen.

The FBI is involved and Sarah’s lawyer is backpedaling and saying that her client is of no real threat and that, basically, things got blown out of proportion. But like, “as if, crazy.”

It’s times like this that I bet Jon Cryer’s real glad Charlie Sheen went back to rehab and he no longer has to show up to work. If I were him, I’d be in my mansion, chillin’ in my panic room.

Sean Penn is somewhat of a hero today. The actor and his daughter Dylan are in Haiti right now and yesterday, after hearing that there was a woman and her child trapped inside of a collapsed building, Sean and Dylan drove over an hour and a half to save them. After pulling them from the rubble, they brought the them back to the University of Miami hospital camp in Port-au-Prince.

Penn and his daughter stayed with the mother and son all night until they were sure that the two were going to be OK. Penn then offered up his temporary Haitian home to them and said they could stay for as long as it took them to find a safe place to live. Wow.