“How cool is Glee? it’s funny shit reminds me of school…Wicked that they did rehab sounds the nuts. Thanks Glee.”

– Winehouse gushes on Glee and its cast, whose rendition of “Don’t Stop Believing” is currently number two on the U.K. singles chart (saywha?!)

Jamie Lynn Spear’s is dating a new dude and the difference in their ages is almost as old as she was when she had her baby: 10 years.

After breaking it off with babydaddy Aldridge in December, she’s moved on to the 28 year old owner of a “communications company” from her hometown– which sounds grandiose, but could just mean he owns a store that sells cell phone accessories in the strip mall next to the Captain Video & Tanning.

The guy is only 28, but I keep forgetting that she’s only 18. That’s a huuuuuuge difference in maturity levels, but I can’t knock it completely– my own parents were 27 and 18 when they got hitched and had my sister (in that order, but just barely.)

I’m about to toss a turd into your Saturday punch bowl.

Idol producers are reportedly “eager to hire” Howard Stern to take over as resident asshole when Simon Cowell leaves American Idol after this season.

Stern’s $100 million a year contract with Sirius expires next January. As hard as it is to believe he gets paid that much to talk shit on satellite radio, it’s even harder to believe that taking the Idol post would be a step down in the salary brackets; Cowell only got paid $50 million a year.

All of this information is coming via an “inside source” who spoke to the New York Post– so take it with a grain of salt– but it doesn’t sound quite so far-fetched, does it?

Say it ain’t so!

Fallout Boy is on a break, but is not breaking up, according to Pete Wentz. Pete says that the band “just got burned out” but they haven’t definitively called it quits.

“We’re just on a break. I think that after having Bronx, and with my wife [Ashlee Simpson] having this much of a workload right now, it has been such a good thing for me. There’s nothing I wanna be better at in the world than being a dad.”

Echoing a sentiment that has most likely been typed on many a blog by mourning emo hipsters, Wentz added, “Before, it was like I might not be okay if Fall Out Boy doesn’t come back. But I think I’ll be okay. It’s too soon to say [if we'll we back]. We just got burned out.”

Take a lesson from Pete, eyeliner clad minions: if he can learn to live without Fallout Boy, so can you.

Kanye took to his blog today to deny the New York Post’s claims that he pitched an in-flight fit earlier this week when he and an assistant were denied an upgrade from business to first class.

“I feel bad that people believe this kind of stuff or any random rumor that is taken as fact because ‘it’s on the internet’,” he said. “This rumor is particularly ironic because I was actually happy with a business class seat and was offered a seat in first class. A friend of mine was sitting in coach so asked if they could bump him up to business instead of putting me in first.

“There was absolutely no altercation in any way. There’s been many a time when I’ve given someone in coach my business or first class seat in order to sit next to a friend I bumped into. I really could care less about where I sit on the plane.

“As a good person with a warm heart, it does bother me,” he said. “I’m not bigger than feeling pain, embarrassment, stress and worry. Have you ever been lied on? How does it make you feel? You wanna tell everybody it’s not true, right?”

Not that I’m any great Kanye supporter, but I believe him on this one. This rumor smells like his music to me– total bullshit.

Madge is looking to be a momma again, but after the hullabaloo that went down with her adoption of Mercy, she’s thinking about surrogacy instead.

“Madonna wants another baby of her own, so she’s meeting with a fertility expert to discuss her options,” a source claimed.

“After what Madonna went through during the adoption of Mercy, she is ruling out going back to Malawi. There’s no way she wants to put herself in that position again, where she thought she had the baby, then there were endless delays and red tape.”

The insider added: “She knows it will be tough finding the perfect surrogate to carry her baby, as they will have to be discreet and utterly trustworthy throughout the pregnancy and birth.”

Madge reportedly started considering the idea of surrogacy after talking with Sarah Jessica Parker about her experience. There’s no clear indication of who would be providing the little white and squigglies for this endeavor, but it almost definitely won’t be an immaculate conception as Madonna broke up with longtime boyfriend Jesus earlier this week.

Start sprucing up those uteri gals! You could be the one to pop a pop-star’s progeny out of your pootang, if your womb is deemed worthy.