“I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.”

-Tina Fey in the new Vogue.

Carnie Wilson is in the news again because she’s unhappy with her weight. Although Carnie had gastric bypass surgery ten years ago, her weight is back up to 212 pounds. She’s convinced that she’s gotten so far off of her diet that she’s now in need of professional intervention once again. Carnie gained a total of 131 pounds during her two pregnancies over the last four years, and she contributes a lot of her struggle to not being able to shed that weight.

I swear to God I’ve been listening to Carnie Wilson complain about her weight my entire life. I know that the number on the scale matters to a lot of people, so I hate to be so blaze about this, but: Carnie will probably be fat forever. This is a woman with no shortage of resources, who has had lapband surgery and has failed and who has taken huge amounts of weight off only to gain it all back. I’m thinking that the weight isn’t going to change, so maybe Carnie will have to and just accept that she’s a fat broad. It’s not a terrible look for her and in terms of her health… well, if she was motivated to change that, she would have by now.

Fat Carnie Wilson, just do you!

Yep. It’s that time of the year yet again. The stars didn’t come out for the first day like we’d hope, but lots and lots of C-list types made it out to the tents. Here’s a question for you guys: Is something about the clothes in all of these photos very “1992″ to you? I feel like that’s where we’re at, fashion wise. 1992. The colors, the cuts of the jackets. Half of these women look like they’re wearing updated versions of costumes from Lifetime Original movies.

Maybe-probably Josh Duhamel did have an affair with that stripper-girl last year, ’cause now she’s crying ‘love child’. [Celebslam]

Alice in Wonderland comes to theaters March 5th … And I won’t be able to see it on IMAX because my area sucks. [popbytes]

Russell Brand still wearing weird clothes, still doing weird things in new movies.  [Pajiba]

Why would Gerard “Gerry” Butler want Jennifer Aniston when he can have … HOOKERS!? [Celebitchy]

How much do you spend on clothing and accessories in a month’s time?  [Zelda Lily]

Check out Lady Gaga’s “Snow Miser” look.  [LitelySalted]

Khloe Kardashian threatens to ruin the eyes of all the world by making a solo sex tape.  [Allie Is Wired]

Hey, Alba: 1992′s calling you and they want their look back.  [Amy Grindhouse]

I thought her engagement to Russell Brand happened just a wee bit too fast. When I heard the news, I was all like, “She’s preggers. Totally preggers.”

And I think I see a hint of a baby bump in these latest pics of Katy leaving her gym in LA. The rest of her body is still super tiny, but there’s a little bulge in the tummy area that I’m pretty sure wasn’t there before. What do you guys think?

Speeeaking of Katy/ies and moving a little fast in relationships, I’m putting in a quick plug for my friend Katie’s new iPhone app — it’s called Love Taps, and its purpose is to help you check yourself before you obsessively call/text/FB message that girl or guy you’ve been dating. It’s kind of perfect for those of us who tend to get a little obsessive and desperate around Valentine’s Day. Not that that’s me. Not at all. Cough. You can check it out here.

This really happened. Lindsay Lohan let Niecy Nash and a crew from The Insider come into her trainwreck of a house — with a camera crew — and organize it. This is part four of Lord only knows how many parts, because we are going to drag this thing on forever. I think it’s hilarious that Lindsay wouldn’t let the camera crews into her bedroom until it was organized. I wonder how many drawers of coke mirrors we’re not getting to see here.

Really, Lindsay? This is what someone like Kim Kardashian does to get attention. This should not be what you do to get attention. You drink and make terrible movies to get attention. Let’s get back to that, because life is boring without you loose on the streets.

Parts 3, 2 and 1 of this absolute insanity are after the jump.

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