Marion Cotillard is an amazing actress, but perhaps even more importantly, she is a babe. If you saw her Oscar acceptance speech from 2008, you would agree that there’s a pretty good chance she’s the cutest thing to ever exist on the planet. These artsy shots of her in AnOther Magazine show off a different side to the La Vie En Rose and Nine star.

If I wasn’t a hardcore member of Team Baldwin, you know I’d be tipping my hat to this crazy bitch for her next-level revenge tactics. Kim Basinger, as it turns out, is relentless. She will stop at nothing to make her ex-husband miserable, including ratting him out to the paparazzi. Digging through Paris Hilton’s old bag of tricks, are we?

From the Chicago Sun Times:

A major New York paparazzo claims he and other shutterbugs were tipped off by Basinger about daughter Ireland calling 911 last week. Now called a ”major misunderstanding” by Baldwin’s camp, that incident led to Baldwin briefly going to a New York hospital, before being released and declared perfectly healthy.

When Baldwin got home, he was infuriated by the huge number of paparazzi lurking outside his Manhattan apartment building — and had to be restrained from going after a photographer he claimed hassled him physically.

While Basinger’s camp denies any contact with paparazzi, my source insists it was the actress whose call came through immediately after the paparazzi picked up the 911 call via police radios.

Damn! I would say that this story is total garbage, but now that I think about it, I could totally see Kim doing something like this. And I know nothing about the woman! Doesn’t she have that face, though? She kinda has an Arthur Slugworth from Willy Wonka vibe, no? Like maybe she would hang out in dark and mysterious corners making secret calls to paparazzi in attempt to push her husband back off the wagon once and for all?

I don’t like you, Kim Basinger, but I respect your thorough anger.

Angelo Bertolotti, Brittany Murphy’s father, is making claims that he was kicked out of the Forest Lawn Cemetery recently when he tried to visit his late daughter’s grave. According to Angelo, after asking several Forest Lawn employees where Brittany’s grave site was, he was sent to the cemetery’s main offices where they refused to give him any information about his daughter. Although Angelo had proof with him that he is actually Brittany’s dad and not a crazy stalker, he was still denied the information he needed to pay respects to his daughter. At this point the problem seems to be that Angelo was not listed on Brittany’s death certificate.

Everyone knows that Brittany had a very close relationship with her mother, but we’ve never really heard about her father over the years. It’s said that the two were estranged and that he didn’t even attend her funeral. At the time he told E! News, “If I wanted to go, I would go, but I don’t want to see her that way. She was flawless to me. She was a little bright child. I have only good memories about her. She’s a memory to me now. To me she’s off making a movie somewhere.”

Sadly that sounds similar to how many people grieve and now that he’s ready to say good-bye to Brittany, I hope he is given that chance.

Well, Prince William is completely, totally not attractive anymore. I think we’ve all seen this coming for awhile. His thinning hair and crazier-by-the-day teeth have been creeping up for awhile, but now he’s gone and really done it. Homeboy’s dying his hair. And Hello! is “cheeky” enough to put that mess next to the headline “THE REAL WILLIAM”, because apparently we’re supposed to either be impressed or find this funny. I am neither, Hello! I am neither. There’s nothing cute about a semi-young man dying his hair a shade it has never been nor could it ever be and there is definitely nothing cute about it when the man is royalty. If those Windsors had any damn class they would have sent him away to a foreign country to get some really nice hair plugs.

Guess what, bitches? Three years and two kids later, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are finally ready to make it official. Last night at a taping of The Late Show with David Letterman (due to air on Friday), Dave asked his guest Nicole if she and he man had gotten engaged yet. Although we’re pretty used to hearing the whole “we don’t feel the need to get married” bit out those those two, Nicole threw a curve ball and said, “We actually recently are engaged, yes.” I know that these two caught a lot of flack from people over the years because of their unconventional relationship, but I think that it’s beautiful that they’ve managed to end up where they’d hoped to be after two kids. Most would say that doing things that way is a sure to ruin things, but since marriage is all about teamwork and endurance, I’m glad that these two took their time to make 100% sure that they were the right fit.

The Brit Awards were last night in London and you may notice a common theme between its female attendees: They’re all dressed crazy. I thought that this would be a perfect time to play a game of Marry/Dump/Date (you may know it as F**k/Marry/Kill, but we don’t need to be that graphic.) It’s easy! Just take a look at Lily Allen, Lady Gaga and Leona Lewis in their crazy getups from last night and figure out in your head which one you’d marry, which one you’d dump and which one you’d like to date. Ladies can play this game just as well as men, so I thought I’d let you know that I’d totally marry Lily, date Gaga and then sadly, dump Leona. I’m telling ya, this game can be hard.