“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don’t know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East — you’re as good as dead.”

- Elton John tells Parade Magazine his version of Christianity.

I’m sure absolutely no one will cause a stir about this… NOT!

New mom Kourtney Kardashian had finally had it with her dumb-ass baby daddy, Scott Disick. Things have been going south with these two for quite some time, but now with their new baby, Scott’s problem’s were getting harder and harder to deal with. InTouch reports that most of Kourtney’s issue with him was that he was unhelpful with the baby and quick to argue with her. One of Scott’s friends told the magazine that he had regularly been harassing Kourtney for not losing her baby weight, and has even told people that he’s no longer attracted to her because of her post-baby figure.

Good riddance! I don’t care what argument you have for a two parent home. Kourtney Kardashian has more than enough money to raise a kid and that Scott character sounds like bad news.

Last night’s The A*Muse fashion show by Richie Rich in New York was quite a sight to see. Richie, who you probably know better as half of outrageous design team Heatherette, brought the aesthetic and the models he’s famous for using to this show too, and while there’s not a ton for us to look at here, it at least looks… crazy? Pamela Anderson, Amanda Lepore, Tinsley Mortimer, glitter, spandex…  I wouldn’t bother you with fashion photos unless they were fun, promise.

That Michael Lohan! What the hell would we do with out that guy? Here I was thinking this was going to be a crap news day with nothing fun to talk about and then BAM! Radar got Michael Lohan to say TERRIBLE things about his daughter in a public forum yet again.

This time around Michael’s talking about how badly Lindsay needs to go to rehab. Here are some quotes he gave the gossip site in a video interview:

“My daughter needs rehab for at least 3 months. Come on… let’s face it, there are pictures of her out there—you reported it, others have reported it…of her drinking and taking pills in public. If you’re on probation, is that what the system approves of?”

“I’ve been trying to get into court with the judge for a long time,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com. “The last time she was in court the judge should have drug tested her. If she had, I know Lindsay would have come up dirty and she would have been thrown into rehab.”

Michael also says that he’s been fighting Lindsay privately over her pill addiction. As recently as last Thursday, the two got in a spat when Michael informed Lindsay over text message that she needs to get help. Apparently, this was news was not well-received by Lindz.

At the end of the interview, Michael addresses his daughter directly and says, “It really p****s me off that when you have trouble or when you’re in St. Barth’s and you have nowhere to turn to and you tell me everything is going awry and your sister Ali is missing…I’m up 6 hours in the night trying to hire a jet to pick you up and take you home…and then you flip the script on me. Whenever you need me, you call me. Whenever you have a problem, I’m there for you. You can’t backstab people. You can’t turn your back on the people that love you and want to help you.”

See? That is such a meaningful quote. Ali Lohan was missing for six hours in St. Barth’s? An emergency jet was almost hired to pick them up? Michael Lohan lets all the skeletons out. What a crappy dad.

Although he probably is on to something with the rehab thing…

Tiger Woods is far from being in the clear with his wife, but I guess that doesn’t mean he can’t hang out at their house. According to sources, Tiger has been spotted by neighbors on the property that he shares with his wife Elin and his two kids.

From E! News:

The insider doesn’t know how long the open-door policy has been in place, but “as of this week,” Woods has been coming and going. No word on whether Elin and the kids were anywhere in the vicinity when he was there.

In fact, the possibly tournament-hungry golf star stopped by earlier Wednesday, before he worked out at a local country club.

Interesting. So what do you think will happen with these two? Their insistence upon making it work seems like they will continue to stay together, but how long will that be able to last? It’s hard enough to gain trust back after cheating on someone once, but Tiger was so much worse than that. Plus, everyone in the world knows what he did, and that can’t be easy for them, either. I’m guessing we’re gong to get word of a divorce by the end of this year…

Whoever posted this amazing video of their 3-year old daughter sobbing over Justin Bieber doesn’t understand how viral they could be going right if it was embeddable. You have to click through on this link to watch, but trust me, it’s so very worth it.

I don’t even know what to say about this other than, “Girl. That’s exactly how I used to feel about Eric from the Little Mermaid.”