Feb 21, 2010 at 01:28 pm by Kelly

Andrew Koenig, the actor who played Mike Seaver’s friend Boner on Growing pains and the son of the actor who played Chekov on Star Trek, has been missing for almost a week.

He was visiting Vancouver with friend and burlesque dancer Jenny Magenta and was last seen on February 14th.  He missed a flight home on February 16th and hasn’t had any contact with friends or family, who say that he was in a “severely depressed” state of mind when he went missing.

Celebrity friends are putting out requests for any information anyone might have about his whereabouts, but given his state of mind and the fact that no one has seen him for a week, at this point, it might just be time for thoughts and prayers.

Feb 21, 2010 at 10:46 am by Kelly

Cruz Beckham celebrated his 5th birthday yesterday at some place called Xtreme Martial Arts World Headquarters dressed in full-on Optimus Prime gear. The littlest Beckham boy has never been shy of the cameras and posed adorably for the photogs as he headed to his party.

It’s comforting to know that 5 year olds are still the same, even when their parents are David and Victoria Beckham and people like Gwen Stefani go to their birthday parties. They just want to put on an Optimus Prime costume and show everyone how badass they are.

Feb 21, 2010 at 10:18 am by Kelly

Miley released a new video of the feature song from her upcoming movie The Last Song. The primary features are long, echoing vocal delays, running in a green maxidress (sans bra) and Liam Hemsworth.

What do you think?

Feb 20, 2010 at 06:35 pm by Kelly

I chose this story just because I wanted to write that headline.

Susan went to The Box in New York to celebrate the burlesque club’s third anniversary and was vomited on by transvestite performer Rose Wood while Wood was on stage.

“She actually handled it very well,” a source said. “She was laughing while a bunch of guys came over to towel her off.”

Chances are the performer won’t handle it as well. From here on out, she’ll probably be known as “the one that vomited on Susan Sarandon.”

I don’t know if this is really “news”, but other websites have decided it is,  so I’m just regurgitating it for you because it’s the perfect example of how ridiculous celebrity gossip can get.

Does it really matter if Susan Sarandon got barfed on by a tranny? I guess it does, because I find it very funny in that “life is utterly ridiculous and anything can happen” sort of way.

Feb 20, 2010 at 01:39 pm by Kelly

The train wreck that rivals the Old 97 (look it up) Lindsay Lohan, partied with Jade Jagger at London fashion week. That’s her and Jade Jagger above, doing their best impressions of a palsy inducing blood alcohol level. Or maybe they’re just “smizing” too hard, I don’t know.

At first glance it might seem like an odd pairing, but the two really have a lot in common. For example, they both look like they are 38. Also, Jagger has successfully done hew own line of accessories while Lohan has successfully done her own line of cocaine.

Feb 20, 2010 at 12:59 pm by Kelly

“”I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don’t think that should be perpetuated. I’m sorry I’m sounding like an old farty snob but it bothers me.”

Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn, commenting on the Kardashian’s new fashion line for Bebe that recently debuted at New York Fashion week.