Kristen Stewart won a the Orange Rising Star award at the BAFTA awards last night and her acceptance speech was… awkward. It’s not that I expect more from Kristen. She’s proven herself to be somewhat of a poor public speaker, but this she’s accepting an award and she hardly cracked a smile. I suppose we’re going to have to get used to a starlet who refuses to fake it for the cameras.

Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are dunzo, for the three of you that know who they are … Or care.  [Celebslam]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is still really annoying … and now she’s trying to emulate Lady Gaga.  Or Madonna.  I’m not sure but either way, it’s a really poorly executed attempt at “look at my display of unwavering irrelevance.” [Popbytes]

Natalie Portman to star in female “stoner” flick.  [Pajiba]

Elin Woods still not wearing her wedding jewelry, yet playing tennis and vacationing with Tiger regardless.  [Celebitchy]

Rihanna gives up on trying to looking good.  [Amy Grindhouse]

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ dog Cinnabun has returned!  [Cityrag]

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to make appearance at James Madison University this March … for some reason or another.  [Pop on the Pop]

Betty White to co-host Saturday Night Live?  Yes, please.  [Zelda Lily]

Jolie and her father, actor Jon Voight, haven’t been on speaking terms since 2001, when he used a television appearance to make a public appeal for his daughter to get help for “her serious mental problems.”

But things may be looking up for their father/daughter relationship. This afternoon, the two were photographed boarding a water taxi together in Venice, along with Brad and a few of the adorable Captain Planeteers.

While riding in a taxi together isn’t exactly indisputable proof that they’ve worked out all their problems, it’s a good sign that they are at least talking to each other.

La Lohan put in an appearance at the pool at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City to promote her line of designer leggings, 6126. I wasn’t aware that there was such a thing as designer leggings – one tube of nylon looks pretty much the same as another to me– but they do exist, and apparently, there’s no better place to promote leggings than at a pool. Naturally.

I kind of like the outfit– see through boob panel and all. If you get rid of that ridiculous hat (see the gallery) it’s got a 1980′s futuristic, Kim Basinger in My Stepmother Is an Alien feel to it. But when you wear something like that, you’ve got to have perfect posture. Slouching just doesn’t look good when you’re practically half naked, and someone should have told her that.

In a recent blog she wrote for website Big Hollywood, former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson proved she’s either stopped taking her pills, or started taking some really funky new ones when she penned this meandering, nonsensical diatribe about farts, the word ‘fuck’, and… White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.

See if you can make any sense out of it.

Rahm Emanuel. (I’m shaking my head slowly). It’s not his real name you know. “Emmanuel” means “God with us” and that is not his real name. It’s Auerbach. Look it up. And…Rahm means “high” or “lofty.” Mark Levin calls him “the creepy ballerina.” I think he looks like the devil. I’m just saying. He talks like the devil. I’m sure you heard that he called the Democrats “F—ing retards.” Everyone got mad at the Retard word and no one got mad at the “F” word. My dad said that people only make fun of the reproductive and excretory systems of the human body and no one should because God made the human body and it is a masterpiece.
What is it with all these people throwing the “F” word around like a basketball?
I never heard the word until I was about 23 and entering show business. Show business people say it all the time. It’s vulgar and stupid. It’s what kids on the playground say to prove they are tough because they are really insecure. My brother said it comes from the German word “fricktin” – to plow.
My daughter when she was 8 asked me if she was allowed to say F-A-R-T. I said, “Absolutely not. Even if we weren’t Christians, it is not lady like. Besides, when do you ever need to say it? When someone does one you are supposed to pretend you didn’t smell or hear it. That’s polite.”

“Pleasssse Mommy,” she pleaded. “Everybody says it. Even my teachers.”

“Well, we don’t say it. We say Putt Putt. Aubbie is a nut. She has a rubber butt. And every time she turns around it goes putt putt. My Mom taught me that.”

“What?! Everyone would make fun of me if I said that.”

“Why do you have to be like everyone? Why don’t you be a trendsetter? Call it a razzamatazz. I bet everyone will copy you. But, wait, when do you have to say this?”

“Jasmine talks about it all the time.”

“Oh. Jasmine who stole your lunch money and talks about sex?”

“Can I say Fert?”

I finally said, “Honey, if you start with the bad words, like F-A-R-T, it leads to F-U-C-K and that leads to cigarettes, and that leads to alcohol, and that leads to pot, then coke, and then heroin.”

“Mommy, you think if I say Fert, I will become a heroin addict.”

“Yep…or worse, Rahm Emanuel. Good Night!”

I would say she’s been possessed by the vengeful spirit of Courtney Love, but the spelling is too good. Also, Courtney Love isn’t dead yet (somehow).

Now here’s something I just don’t get. Jimmie Walker, who played J.J. on Good Times (Dy-no-miiite!) is apparently head over heals for conservative pundit and general pain in the ass, Ann Coulter.

In a recent interview, he lavished her with praise, speaking downright adoringly of the Fox talk show host who has often been criticized for her use of racist rhetoric.

“Ann is Ann. She’s a great woman, I have nothing but good things to say about her. She does the Ann stuff. But she’s just a beautiful person. I adore her… She’s a very, very nice person and I’m lucky to know her. I have nothing but the highest respect for her, and I’m thoroughly impressed with everything she does – whether she’s writing Sarah Palin stuff or doing whatever. She’s extremely bright, she’s beautiful and I’m honored to have anything to do with her.”

He said all of this with a straight face, and his Good Times costar, Bern Nadette Stanis (yes, it’s really spelled like that) who was seated near Jimmie during the interview vouched for the earnestness of his statements, even going so far as to suggest that the two might actually be dating.

Hubba-dubba-whaaa??