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No One Rehabilitates Faster Than Chynna Phillips

Chynna Phillips just checked in to rehab for “anxiety”, but she quickly freed herself of all those no-good nervous feelings and is back on the streets. Her manager Lizzie Grubman (OMG, who could forget her!?) said in a statement yesterday, “After successfully completing her in-patient treatment for anxiety, Chynna Phillips has happily returned home to celebrate her daughter’s birthday with her family and close friends.” Grubman also added, “It was a positive experience for her. She’s doing really well. She is in great spirits.”

I’m not really sure what the hell they managed to do to rid Chynna of her anxiety in what seems like a 30-second span, but I bet she really did need the help she got. Homegirl had one hell of a summer after his sister Mackenzie went on Oprah to out her incestuous relationship with her now-deceased father. Is it possible to treat anxiety in rehab, though? In my early 20s I developed pretty horrible anxiety and started suffering from anxiety attacks (which essentially feel like someone’s slapping you in the face while setting a refrigerator on top of your rib cage), and the only thing that’s been able to help me figure out how to cope has been Xanax and a lot of talking. Still, it’s something I deal with every day and it’s hard to imagine that two weeks at a glorified spa could help set someone up to deal with their emotional problems for the rest of their life.

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  • I have had similar experiences with anxiety. Your description of an anxiety attack is the best that I have ever read. Thank you~

  • I agree on the anxiety description… ugh, just thinking about it is painful. But uh, who the hell would let Lizzie Grubman be their publicist?! That crazy bitch drove into a crowd of people ON PURPOSE! How has she not faded into complete obscurity?

  • this is retarded. you wouldn’t go to a rehab for anxiety. you would go to a mental hospital. anxiety is not a drug that you have to quit.

    annoying.