Comments on: Who The Hell Are You Two Trying To Convince?

By: Ike Nash

Ike Nash — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 16:39:07 +0000

Hello Mrs Angelina Jolie and Mr Brad Pitt,my name is Ike Nash,and I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,in the town of Scarborough,and I think that you guys are very talented and great people.You can call me at (416) 752-2165.And I think that you Angelina Jolie and Mr Brad Pitt should open up and start a Retail Clothing Store,in the City that you live in.

By: Ike Nash

Ike Nash — Tue, 25 May 2010 07:05:39 +0000

Dear Mr Brad Pitt,how are you doing today,Sir,today is Tuesday the 25th of May,2010 and my name again is Ike Nash.I came from the Caribbean,from an island named St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now,I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,in a town named Scarborough.And my telephone number is 416-752-2165.The reason why,I give to you my telephone number is because I have a lot of good ideas about different types of movies that I think you should have the leading role in,plus I’m just trying to inspire you a bit more,plus I’m your truest fan,God bless you Mr Brad Pitt,and may he make you more happier and wealthier and more famous as well.And for example,I will like to share,with you,an idea of mine,of a new movie that I think,you should have the leading role in.And dear Mr.Brad Pitt,this is not a silly joke or prank,and I’m not a crazy stalker,who is trying to hurt you or your family,I’m a fan of yours,plus I’m very talented,that is why I’m sharing my ideas,with you,can you please help me to become famous like you,Mr.Brad Pitt Sir.My idea of this new movie that I think you should have the leading role in should be an action/suspense movie,and you should call this new movie,Dangerous Men.And the reason for the name of this movie,is because,someone robbed your bank account,and that really pissed you off,and it made you a dangerous man.And the beginning of this movie should start like this:

One Morning,you(Brad Pitt) was on your way to work at your office downtown,in the city of Manhattan.So you pulled up in your car,by your bank to get some money.So then it was your turn to talk to the bank teller,to get your cash withdrawed,then the bank teller whose name is Susan Marie,tells you(Mr.Brad Pitt),that another guy who claimed to be you,just came and withdrawed all the money that was in your bank account,the total amount that this dude/thief took was $500,000.00 dollars,and he just left about 1 minute ago.So Susan Marie(the bank teller) quickly describes the guy to you(Mr Brad Pitt),then you(Mr Brad Pitt) quickly rushes,outside,to beat down this dude/thief,who stole your money.And when you(Brad Pitt),get outside,you spot the thief crossing,the street,and the thief,just happens,to look behind him at the very same time,that you spotted him,and he(the thief),saw you looking at him,then he started running through an alleyway,that was across the street.So then you(Mr Brad Pitt),chase after this creep/thief, on foot,and the name of the crook in this movie is Alexander Robinson.So while pursuing the crook on foot,as you get closer,the crook rushes into a car parked nearby,and starts the car engine,but there was a lot of traffic on the streets,so,you(Mr Brad Pitt),still have a good chance of catching this guy/thief.Then,you(Mr.Brad Pitt),just happen to see a random guy entering his car with,a bag of groceries,then you(Mr Brad Pitt),pushes this guy,whom you do not know,away from his car,and you(Brad Pitt)take this random guy’s car,and pursue after Alexander Robinson(the crook),with the random guy’s car.So now it is up to you(Mr Brad Pitt)to catch this experienced thief and recover your money,that he stole,from you.

Dear Mr Brad Pitt,that was my idea of a new movie that I think you should,have the leading role in.Please help me to find a screenwriter job.

By: Ike Nash

Ike Nash — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:26:51 +0000

Dear Mr Brad Pitt I need to see and speak to you, I have a whole heap of ideas I can share with you, my phone number is 416 752 2165.

By: Ike Nash

Ike Nash — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 07:00:27 +0000

Hello Mr. Brad Pitt , how are doing sir. My name is Ike Dorrance Nash, and I live in Toronto Canada, in the city of Scarborough and I have some really good ideas and visions of a new movie that I think you should produce/film for your next big movie. For example the name of your next movie should be called
Night Life. The starting of this movie should be like this:
You and your closest friend are sitting at a well known restaurant on a Monday Night around 8:00 pm having a drink, waiting for your girlfriends (Angelina Jolie and your friend’s girlfriend) to arrive, with thirty million dollars to buy an estate worth a fortune. When all of a sudden you hear a loud scream outside of the restaurant. You (Brad Pitt), rush outside because the voice sounds familiar to you, and when you get there, you see Angelina Jolie and your friend’s girlfriend crying, and a thief running away with her (Angelina Jolie’s) purse, which contains the thirty million dollars. Then you and your friend pursue after the thief until you catch him.
And I have the perfect song for you to play to spice up the scene where you and your friend are pursuing after the thief. This song is called
Who Send Dem (Remix), that was originally sang by the reggae singer named Bounty Killer, the reason why I chose this song is because it has a really nice sound/beat/instrumental to it, which is so perfect for the chase between you and the criminal . But can you let me write a short song to the
rhythm/instrumental of this reggae remix song called Who Send Dem (Remix) for the movie, which should be played during the chase where you and your friend are pursuing the thief. This song has a really nice rhythm from the very start to the ending of it. You can check this song out on http://www.youtube.com again it is called Who Send Dem (Remix), originally sang by Bounty Killer, but I’m writing you my own lyrics to the rhythm of it, for the chase part of what I think should be your new movie.
My song to the rhythm of Who Send Dem (Remix) for the chase Part of this movie using my own lyrics goes like this:

Yo yo, don’t mess with us, pass my money quickly, listen punk , I don’t trust you, I’ll punch you , in your mouth, here I come , don’t even run , further, we got guns.

Dear Mr Brad Pitt that was my song that will be perfect for the chase part of the new movie. Can you please hook me up to sing songs in your future movies. My name again is Ike Nash and I live in Toronto Canada, in the City of Scarborough.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:37:33 +0000

Lisa- that reply has nothing to do with my post. And she deserves no “props” (are people still using that word?) for this post

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:10:44 +0000

I would love a Range Rover myself! One with true 4×4 that I could take on the beach, in the back woods, and mud slinging! I would love for Sasha to take me in a wild ride in her RR even more. I promise I won’t hurl.

Like I said, I definitely didn’t mean to knock Sasha in the slightest. I just find it humorous that people are knocking Sasha for doing what she loves and blaming her for any kind of success. I’m glad she has a Range Rover. I would love to see her in a Beverly Hills mansion with a gourmet kitchen. She deserves everything she has. She’s earned it.

And, I really respect her life choices. I am not brave enough to put my true self on display like she does almost every day. I live my life vicariously through her site (not really, but I can say whatever I want here and I can’t do that in my “real” life).

By: Huh?

Huh? — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:55:16 +0000

Cheapish car?? I think she’s driving a range rover.

By: Ike Nash

Ike Nash — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:06:43 +0000

Hello sexy Mrs Angelina Jolie, tell Brad Pitt that Ike Nash says hello.

By: misscogito

misscogito — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:31:44 +0000

why would it matter if their kids are there? it’s not like they’re dry humping.

By: rocketdawg

rocketdawg — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:31:40 +0000

what it gets down to for me, is that I miss Beet. I miss her wit and her opinion. I miss her originality. I don’t mind reading the other writers when they are the spice, not the whole meal.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:14:31 +0000

I don’t think Beet is rolling in the money in the slightest. Have you been to her personal blog? She lives in a very modest apartment and drives a cheapish car. One look at her kitchen and you know she doesn’t have very many luxuries. Sorry, Beet; I’m definitely not trying to knock you. :-)

Not to be conceited, stuck up, or better than thou, but I probably made more money when I was 25 and entered senior management in a corporation than Beet makes now (which was 9 years ago for me). I REALLY respect people who are smart and capable and choose a road less followed and probably only mediocre as far as money goes, than someone like me who basically sold her soul to bring in the big bucks. That takes courage.

Perez sold his soul long ago; Beet has not.

By: pea

pea — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:52:24 +0000

I think it’s also that she really can’t think of much else to write about so after she’s done scouring other sites for stories to blatantly gank, she tries to be all witty on her own and fails. On the other hand, her posts are so awful they get the most comments, kind of like 95% of Perez Hilton’s commentators bash him, but that means they are still bringing in the money which is all he & it seems Evil Beet are about.