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No Internet Trend is Safe From Ashton Kutcher

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For those of you who’ve been sleeping, ChatRoulette is the craziest/creepiest thing to happen to the Internet in forever. You log on and are given a random person to talk to via video and audio chat. Most of the time you just wind up watching a bunch of creepy dudes masturbate, but sometimes you also strike gold. Probably the best example I’ve seen of this is the chat some college bro had with Ashton Kutcher. Of course Ashton does ChatRoulette!

Ashton and the math major from University of Calgary shot the shit about Ashton’s movies for awhile before Ashton had to peace out because he was “hosting snl” that week.

While you probably won’t find yourself meeting Wilmer Valderrama if you log on, there is a tiny chance you could see someone whose face you recognize. Hey! Even I got spotted on ChatRoulette last week.

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  • I really don’t get this thing. Why am I typing if I can see and hear the other person? Wouldn’t I just talk to them? Or make weird expressive arm movements?

    And there really is way too much penis for me to deal with in hopes of scoring people like Paris and Ashton, which really isn’t that much of a prize at all.

  • Ashton What’s His Fuck and the New York Times think this shit is cool. Then all the cool kids now hate this shit.

  • hehe I love how Ashton tells him not to look up Texas Rangers..and he opens imdb for Texas Rangers in the next tab.

  • I just don’t understand the guys who masturbate for the camera? Are there that many exhibitionists in the world? So boring.

  • Ashton is married to one of the hottest women on the planet, and all he does is Twit and blog. It’s obvious the guy’s either gay, stupid or both.

  • LMAO.

    That is so hilariously awesome. I’m in college and it does seem to be the rage with most people. I haven’t gone on it for reasons you mentioned – I don’t want to be face to face with a dude jackin it. Perhaps I should try and maybe I’ll get like Taylor Swift, haha.

  • Be careful, cause these aren’t always real.
    If you go onto 4chan in /b/ you’ll find threads of people requesting .gifs that they can put up into the cam window, they’re usually just looped so the people think they’re talking to a celebrity. They have tons like jessica alba but they also have death ones, of a guy hanging from a ceiling. The site is hilarious but n00bs can fall for lots of shit.