Feb 18, 2010 at 07:59 am by Sarah

I think it’s a safe bet to make that Tiger Woods probably won’t be discussing golf during his first press conference tomorrow since the shit hit the fan this past Thanksgiving.  [Celebslam]

Lady Gaga looks like she’s promoting Tim Burton’s latest flick, reboot of Alice in Wonderland.  [Popbytes]

10 Most Famous Canadian celebrities … I’m pleased to say that Rachel McAdams has made the list.  She is the hotness.  [Pajiba]

Lindsay Lohan “cracked out” again.  And no, I don’t mean she’s back with Samantha Ronson.  [Celebitchy]

“Don’t want no short-short man”:  Most common reason for condom failure? Men are buying condoms too large for their wank.  [Zelda Lily]

Guess Jersey Shore‘s J-Woww and Snooki won’t be getting matching “GuidoLyf” tattoos anytime soon after this.  [Litely Salted]

16 year-old Ali Lohan is looking more like a washed-up, 40 year-old version of Dita Von Teese these days.  [Allie Is Wired]

Kelly Osbourne looks damn-near amazing.  [Amy Grindhouse]

6 Responses to “In Other News …”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:

    I’m gone for one day and you people turn this place into a regular salon des refusés.

    • Jack says:

      The only reject around here is you. Do I smell mingling fragrances of bitterness and desperation?

      Methinks … yes.

      • evilbeetdouche says:

        Jack, old chum, it’s good to hear from you again.

        Yes, that fragrance must be coming from your wife’s nether regions after you’ve tried to have a “go” at her.

        Try again you sobbing nightingale.

  2. dd says:

    “dancing on sofas and chucking ciggarettes at the waitresses.” Lindsey is a classyyy lady.

  3. jon says:

    Why would you wear a condom to wank?

  4. Robin says:

    I’d never thought I would hear a Lohan compared to Dita.
    What did Dita do to deserve an insult like that?

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