Feb 16, 2010 at 01:25 pm by Molls

Leona Lewis

23 Responses to “Marry/Dump/Date: Lily Allen, Lady Gaga and Leona Lewis”

  1. PoliteTia says:

    Lady Gaga is a definate date. She is so innovative and has a wonderful voice. The ‘Bad Romance,’ video is provacative and unsettling to watch. It’s like a trainwreck. One simply can’t take their ‘normal’ eyes off her.
    Mmm… can’t we just kill Lily Allen and Leona Lewis. Just saying.

  2. Jen says:

    I’m with you, Molls.

  3. evilbeetdouche says:

    I’m all about me some Lady Gaga. She presents music in the modern idiom. I’m really waiting for her brother,Sir Googoo, to break out.

  4. Miss Malice says:

    I am so utterly sick of Lady Gaga.

    Fuck Leona, Marry Lily and Kill Gaga.

  5. Alice says:

    marry Lily, date Gaga, dump Leona (same as Molls)
    now if its the other version… fuck Gaga, marry Lily, kill Leona (I never liked her)

  6. pufinstuf says:

    Oooh this is difficult. I usually love GaGa, but in this outfit, I would be running as fast as I could away from her. Of course the outfit could be removed. Leona- if I have to hear “Bleeding Love” again, I just might kill MYSELF. And as far as I can tell Lily Allen is a total idiot. So remove GaGa’s outfit, fuck her, and kill the other two? Or else marry GaGa and dump Lily and Leona.

  7. Jen Doogie says:

    Excellent Molls! My fantasy lineup would be the same…Lily is looking freakishly put together yet edgy (and who doesn’t love a third nipple?! LOL), Gaga…I would like to find out if there are boy bits somewhere under those crazy outfits and/or if she is secretly Elton John in drag. Leona? Her J-Lo old school space age makeup and ponytail are boring! And where has she been lately? If I’m gonna do any marrying or dating, you better be HOT, exciting and worthy of a headline or two. Leona = Boring so Dump! Now if she and her mentor/guru/advisor Simon Cowell started bangin’ I could bump her up into “date status.”

  8. Ashley says:

    Molls, if you are responsible for the little “tool tips” or whatever they’re called that tell us who is in the picture, then I take back the snarky comment I just made in another post.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Bleh Leona.

  10. Simon Jadis says:

    I love Lady Gaga’s absurd outfits. This one actually looks comfortable. I would wear it around the house during winter.

    Also, I agree with you, Molls, except that I would probably marry Lady Gaga and date Lily Allen. I am not sure that Lily Allen and I would be compatible for marriage. At least with Lady Gaga, I probably would not get in trouble for sleeping with other men.

  11. Grace Jones says:

    Marry Gaga- we’re already married, Date Leona- she’s sweet and pretty and uber-talented, Dump Lily- she annoys the fuck out of me

  12. Anonymous says:

    Lily looks like She-ra.
    Gaga looks like a tri-layer cake with her head as the topper.
    Leona’s dress looks homemade.
    Hideous outfits.
    WTF were they thinking???

  13. Anonymous says:

    Kill them all

  14. kfd says:

    Ugh, why even bother with photo posts when you have those inane ads covering 1/2 of every picture? LAME.

  15. Rob says:

    I think Lady Gaga would make an awesome date, lover, and wife. I came to this conclusion by listening to her interviews more than watching her performances. Her performance is just a personna. The real Lady Gaga has a heart of gold and a mind like a philosopher. She is really not that attractive in person but her beauty is in her details.

  16. Anonymous says:

    On that note (Rob) a person that’s willing to act so superficial for the sake of money, & attention, could not be so real or down to earth. You’re message is clear, & while it is a nice praise, Lady Gaga is telling the public that they are mindless enough to tap into this phony persona. Nice try though….

  17. misdirected says:

    fuck Leona, marry lilly and kill gaga she’d come back anyway

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