Feb 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm by Sarah

Robert Pattinson really hates vaginas … And I am not even a little bit surprised. [Celebslam]

Heidi Montag’s starting to look like the wax version of herself.  Oh, wait …  [popbytes]

Katherine Heigl lands yet another movie role.  Somehow.  [Pajiba]

Courtney Love decries former husband Kurt Cobain’s suicide as “uncool” … And other gems of wisdom from a washed-up, has-never-been. [Celebitchy]

Wanna see Beyonce’s very own nip-slip?  Sure … Sure you do, you skeezy bastard.  [cityrag]

Adam Lambert is Billboard‘s Sexiest Man in Music this year.  I’d agree, you know, except for that whole wonky skin thing.  Airbrushing FT-motherfucking-W, yo.  [Pop on the Pop]

Chew your way to a stiff willy with the one, the only:  Sexlets.  [Zelda Lily]

12 Responses to “In Other News …”

  1. Anonymous says:

    You need to wash your brain out with soap.. the keyboard and your hands too.

  2. Mercy says:

    Swear as much as you want, Sarah. This is the fucking internet.

    *looks up* Don’t be doucheholes, people. Ignore it, or go away.

  3. Jules says:

    Yeah, this coming from people who look up “upskirt” shots of Lindsay Lohan and end up on this page ’cause they’re so classy like that. Mother-to-the-fuck off.

  4. Jess says:

    Courtney Love isn’t a “has-never-been”. ‘Live Through This’ was brilliant.

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