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Feb 15, 2010 at 11:52 am by Molls
Paris Hilton lived it up in Rio this weekend with her idiot boyfriend while hosting a Valentine’s Day bash. In her downtime, Paris did what Paris does, which is shaking that ass for the camera. The paps caught up with ParPar on her hotel balcony, and upon spotting the cameras, she immediately stuck her ass out and starting posing. You gotta love a creature of habit, you know?
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Spell & grammar check is your friend.
Hey. Actually, I did make a mistake when I said she was in Vegas, I misread that. But as far as I am concerned, there are no spelling or grammar errors in this post. If things are spelled funny or something looks off to you grammatically, it’s because I was playing with tone. The reasons why “Taste” doesn’t have an “s” at the end of it is because it’s a quote from Shaq, who originally asked “Hey, Kobe. Tell me how my ass taste.”
I really appreciate the heads up on spelling and grammar actually because I am majorly dyslexic and my computer’s spell check doesn’t always catch everything. It’d be super helpful in the future if you let me know specifically what mistake you are referring to!
Molls
Molls, never open the Kimono. The hoi polloi will never get it.
1,000 years from now when Internet anthropologist are reading this thread, they are to say WTF?
Oh they are saying WTF right now–don’t need to wait a few centuries for that!
It’s “started posing” not “starting posing”. I hope I helped :)
she was photographed at the Hotel Copacabana Palace (Rio de Janeiro – Brasil), hours before the carnival, not in Las Vegas.
What’s wrong with wanting Las Vegas to taste your ass when you are in Rio?
I think Molls is officially destroying Evil Beet website. She blogs incessantly, her statements are mostly offensive and not very funy, and her glaring spelling errors are annoying. Is there NOBODY ELSE working here??? In a few weeks I will have to say “I used to go to Evil Beet…”
Can we get you to change your status from “In a few weeks…..” to now?
And who would you actually tell that you used to go to Evil Beet? I’d rather tell my dying aunt that I used to masturbate to her beach bikini photos than tell anyone that!!!
Hey dude… relax ! The girl just tried to communicate the error.
uhm…. shes on my twitter and has been posting non stop from BRAZIL this weekend.
Really. You admit that you “follow” Paris Hilton on Twitter. Please tell me you are a blogger and are paid to do it, please. Otherwise, “follow” Kurt Cobain.
i follow her cuz she’s a twat.
Good enough. Carry on.
Personally, I got mad respects for a girl who will air it out for her “craft.”
What ass?
That ass actually looks pretty good from that angle. She actually appears bangable.
I would give away a kidney if my ass could look like that.
What if we pretend your ass looks like that and you give me your vagina for about 30 minutes?
Press here is saying she forgot her ass in her hotel room. lol