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The Fascinations Contest Has Winners!!!

Thank you so much to everyone who wrote in to tell us about your favorite bedroom co-star. I, personally, learned a whole lot, and I hope you guys will take the time to glance through our final gallery to get some ideas about how you can spice up your sex lives.

We’ve assembled the final gallery of our favorite entries here, on Zelda Lily (while the homepage of Zelda Lily is perfectly suitable for work, that particular page is not completely safe).

The winning entries are after the jump. (Again, not especially safe for work.)

THANK YOU to by Fascinations for sponsoring this contest!!

Winning entry:

My favorite toy, and I DO love my toys, is a simple pair of glass ben wa balls. You can check them out here:

I wear them in my pussy while I’m making dinner, before my date arrives. He’ll ask me to wear them ahead of time, so he knows I have them in, so he can be thinking about me with those pretty glass balls sliding around inside me while he’s on the drive over. He knows they’re there while we have dinner, and he asks me about them. Tells me how hot it makes him to know I am wearing them for him. The smooth glass inside me makes me wet, so I’m already very turned on by the time we get to the main event of the evening.

I leave them in during sex, because they increase the sensation for both of us. They don’t damage a condom, and they get pushed around by his cock; making me feel fuller and making my orgasms more intense. He loves how they make me respond to his thrusts.

Sometimes, if I’m not wearing them ahead of time, he’ll ask me to put them in a glass of ice water by the bed. Then he slides those cold, wet balls into my pussy during foreplay, and pushes them around inside me with his fingers. The sensation of the cold glass on my hot flesh is very erotic.

The runners-up:

My favorite toy is a dual-sided cock ring, which you can buy here.

A dual-sided wireless cock-ring has made mine and my partner’s time in the bedroom amazing. One of the small vibrators sits under the male genitals while the other sits on the base of top of the penis, and during intercourse, it makes direct contact with the clitoris. The stimulation is unbelievable. The cock-ring is also known to prolong the male orgasm, so everyone wins. We don’t use it all the time, but it is certainly something that we like to keep around at all times. They are also reasonably priced (less than $20 usually), making them not a huge financial commitment if you’re wary of the product. Also, the vibrating bullets are removable, making them accessible for use directly on the clitoris and not necessarily only through the cock-ring. There are a lot of other varieties and similar products, but as far as a toy that is mutually beneficial to both partners, this is certainly my favorite.

My favorite sex toy is the Jollies Jollet vibrator.

Actually, my favorite sex toy is the hard vibrator inside the Jollet because the silicone outside doesn’t vibrate intensely enough to get me off. Between my many medications and medical conditions, I didn’t think I could orgasm at all anymore. The vibrator has given me the most intense orgasms of my life. I almost cried the first time it worked because that meant I wasn’t completely defective.

My boyfriend, who I almost didn’t go out with because of my sexual dysfunction, likes to use the vibrator on me to get me off before he penetrates me. Sometimes we insert the vibrator inside me while he rubs my clit at the same time. Those orgasms make me see stars.

When I use the vibrator alone, I like to get myself off, wait a couple hours, and then use the vibrator again. My clit is still tender, but not so tender the vibration hurts, and I orgasm in about 60 seconds. I’m usually too shy to make any noise, alone or with my boyfriend, but that second orgasm usually makes me cry out. I’m glad I don’t live in an apartment anymore.

If you have a difficult time reaching orgasm, buy a hard vibrator. If it’s not working for you, turn the intensity up. It’s the only thing that’s worked for me in 30 years.

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  • sooo… i have questions about those glass balls. are they attached to eachother? could they get lost up there? how do you get them out? could they fall out when you’re walking? how do you fit all that inside you when you’re having sex? hrmmmm.

    • They’re definitely not attached, and I think staying in/ pushing them out is all muscle control – but not too sure. I hope somebody can answer.

      • I have some basic metal one’s and they fall out as soon as I take two steps. I don’t know if it’s different for someone who’s used them a while or not since they are supposed to work the muscles. I haven’t had mine very long. But they do help me get in the mood easier.

    • Never used them but from what I know there are different sizes that you can switch up as you work your muscles more and more. They are supposed to be small enough that they just kind of fall out when you stop squeezing but big enough for you to kind of grab when you do tighten up. It is basically like doing more intense or concentrated kegel exercises and the balls help you work the muscles more.

  • Wow. I’ve just been schooled! I’m not old fashioned about sex in the slightest, but I like the real deal: a nice, big hard one that can go the distance. And, an amazing tongue to match. You can’t forget the self control and patience that I need a guy to have.

  • ditto. these people are kinky.
    just smoke a little green and I guarantee you’ll have the best orgasms of your life. that’s right, orgasmSSSSS

    • Seriously. Who cares what people wrote about their sex lives? This site is slipping. It seems everything on it is half-assed.

  • I second that! I have read this blog for so long I feel like I need to check in every once in a while but where is the gossip?! Needs more commited, better writers.

  • You wouldnt believe how long ive been searching for something like this. Browsed through 6 pages of Google results and couldnt find anything. One search on Bing. There was this…. Gotta start using that more often