“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'”
– John Mayer tells Playboy about his sexual relationship with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson.
I don’t know how he does it, but somehow Mr. Mayer just keeps managing to one up himself…
And again, I’m stunned in to re-appraisal
Even more charming than the last…. what a deviant wonderland
But apparently she didn’t have the “Joshua Tree of Vaginas” which he states in the Rolling Stone article as something he’s looking for….
that boy has no filter.
What?? What the heck is the “Joshua Tree of Vaginas”? I know what a Joshua tree is and I know there is a National Park in California of the same name, but does he mean? Too weird.
sigh…if you read the RS interview – his description is even more ridiculous – he wants to meet someone with the JT of V’s and camp out in there for a week..that’s his analogy.
Only a song writer can come up with that shit. And, it’s stuck in my head now. I’m singing, “Your vagina is a Joshua Tree,” in my head to the tune of Your Body is a Wonderland.
Thanks, momster! Hopefully I’ll forget about it by tomorrow. :-)
I agree. No filter. At all.
ew, he’s disgusting
Wait, did Jessica Simpson’s Joshua Tree smell like chicken or fish while you were snorting it?
you mean while ‘he’ was snorting it? I haven’t been within 1,000 yards of Ms. Simpson – ever. Just wanted to clarify!
I bet he has a giant c**k. That is the only reason all these broads put up with his s**t.
I’ve heard that from a couple inside sources. Jus’ sayin’.
charming. just, charming.
PIG..
I don’t even understand this quote. Does this make me naive sexually?
ditto! i just read it and was thinking wtf does that mean?
i love this quote. and actually think it’s a pretty hot compliment
I think it’s a hot compliment as well. Jessica has been portrayed as a victim, but it’s awesome to hear someone say she is a wicked awesome lover.
If I were Jessica, I might be thinking, now every guy on the planet is going to be measuring me against this evaluation. But she can only be that hot if John is involved; with some other guy, she might be comatose.
How is she supposed to live up to this? Take a page from Tiger’s black book and do Ambien?
Well at least we know that John has about the same discretion in talking about women as Joe Simpson would have if he were a 32-year-old rock star. Maybe that’s what Jessica saw in him – a lech with a big mouth.
John, I hate to break it too you, but 32 isn’t that young and you can’t keep using this justification for commitment-phobia much longer – soon he’ll have to use a midlife crisis as an excuse to screw around.
Oh, just use the Jack Nicholson excuse: I’m rich, famous and I can get almost any woman I want. That works for a lifetime.
And he’s got bad taste, to top it all off…..
Yes he does. Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Anniston…yuck. What was he thinking? Although, Tay Tay is very pretty.
Awww, he’s such a sweetheart!
*blech*
How this man continues to get women to sleep with him is beyond me, EVEN IF, as someone suggested, he is well-hung. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
People need to stop talking to and about him and let him fall off the face of this earth. He isn’t worth the time. (And, yes, I fully realize that by posting this, I am doing just the opposite).
Couldn’t agree more.
i think the quote makes more sense when you read the entire article; there’s a question from the interviewer in the middle of that statement…
anyway GOOD for jessica simpson, FUCK yeah!
i will never look at her the same way again.
wow, clearly the words “that’s all i’ll say” have absolutely no meaning whatsoever.
this is such a trashy thing to do.
What tickles me is he did not say anything remote about his intimate life with Jen; I am sure she would have rather been his napalm .. ha ha
Well if that was said about me Id be pretty damn flattered… and amused.
He was in love, had a kind and real woman in his arms and blew the relationship off and now regrets it.
I would find this complimentary as well even if it is in poor taste. Especially after Tony Romo publicly commented on how boring she was in bed.
You are only as good as your partner. Sex takes two people (okay, maybe I should say at least two people). Tony Romo was probably a real snooze fest himself.