This is so embarrassing. I mean, this is truly the stuff that prom nightmares are made of. OK, so yesterday Bradley Cooper um… like, maybe applied some sort of self tanner? And he kind of missed the lower half of his face? And there’s kind of all these pictures of him floating around the Internet today of him with a half-Lohan/half-Ronson face at the premiere of Valentine’s Day? Oh, God. I can’t even imagine the pep talk he had to give himself before hitting that carpet. I wouldn’t have even gone. I would have stayed home and exfoliated and cried. Bradley Cooper is really brave, I guess.