Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Je T’Adore, Dougie!

This the little couple that just won’t quit! Paris and Dougie did some shopping in Paris today before heading off to the Ritz, because their life is hard like that. It’s cool, though. I kind of dig that Paris has been slowly drifting out of the spotlight in the past year or so, like she’s over her life being completely fucking insane and her romantic entanglements being scrutinized by the entire world and she just wants something to be real and not sucky for once. I get that, and I’m happy things seem to be working out for her and Doug.

You know what’s funny about Paris’s outfit? It looks a whole lot like the outfit Snooki is wearing in this photo, but it’s painfully obvious that Snooki’s entire outfit cost about what it takes to make a square inch of Paris’s leggings. Ah, money.

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  • I was going to comment that Molls is trying WAY too hard to sound like Beet in this post, but then I realized it was Beet.

  • Hanging lose with the burrito boy because; she’s been rejected by hollywood and most anyone else with a bit of common sense.

  • Wish she’d lose those damn oversize glasses. She looks like some alien creature with them on. At least it diverts attention from her man-hands and horse feet.
    And that idiot boyfriend Doug needs to get a life. What a great story to his existence – “I’m around to be another fashion accessory in Paris Hilton’s world”.