Feb 09, 2010 at 09:34 am by Sarah

Instead of having half-cantaloupes stacked on her sternum, Jersey Shore‘s J-Woww’s going for half-beach balls … So in for summer 2010 at the Seaside Heights beach house.  [Celebslam]

Beyonce just wakes up, still looks better than you at your best.  Like, forever. Fuck.  [popbytes]

24 could be adapted for the silver screen.  I could subsequently wet myself. [Pajiba]

Levi Johnston still fame-sucking, celebrating son’s birthday a month late for more press.   [Celebitchy]

God damn, that is one ugly thumb: Megan Fox uses hand stunt-double in latest Superbowl commercial ’cause she doesn’t want you to know that she has wonky club thumbs.  [Amy Grindhouse]

AskMen.com’s sexiest woman of the year, Emmanuelle Chriqui, has more nip-slips than Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Bai Ling combined.  [cityrag]

Heidi Montag is “fragile”, unstable and completely unsurprising.  [Pop on the Pop]

Meet Snooki’s look-alike boyfriend.  He’s a tool, too.  [Zelda Lily]

One Response to “In Other News …”

  1. Jerry says:

    lol @Megan’s man hands

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