Feb 05, 2010 at 11:28 am by Molls

Paris Hilton

20 Responses to “Dear Paris, It’s Not 2004 Anymore. Love, Molls”

  1. Anonymous says:

    She’s absolutely hip and gorgeous. Envy is like a parasite, and most of the women that hate her are totally infested with it.

    • AshleyStorm says:

      Get a grip – You are just saying Molls is envious of Hilton because she inadvertently insulted your tastes by dissing Paris.

      Just because a woman doesn’t like something about another woman does not automatically mean she is jealous of her. BYE.

    • Molls says:

      ACTUALLY, I love Paris. Love her. I think she’s one of the best celebrities in the last like 20 years. She’s fucking ridiculous.

      Here is an interview I did in which I said that Paris was the one celebrity I’ve been waiting to see:

      http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/a-friendly-chat-molly-mcaleer-on-blogging-auditioning-videoing-making-it-and-networking-in-los-angeles

      I just think she needs to change her look, girl.

    • evilbeetdouche says:

      Really Anon. “parasite” and “infested?” You know that Molls is recovering from a recent case of bed buggery. That’s just plain mean.

      • ltc says:

        ha. AWESOME. not the having of bed bugs but douche’s comment.
        my friend had bed bugs and they crawled in to her VCR! they were everywhere.
        i really hope it’s not that bad for Molls.

        Also, who wouldn’t be envious of Paris Hilton?! I’d be okay with that life! I’m not envious of her horrible fake tan but I’d glady jet set around with dogs in my expensive, over-sized purse.

  2. Reno says:

    What is with the Kim Zolciak wig – does she think it looks like real hair?

  3. anonymoose says:

    everything about this look is ugly no matter what year it is. oof!

  4. Think Straight says:

    Sorry, but this look is something that only a six-year-old love with on their first Barbie.

    Tacky, dull, this was never a good look on anyone, rich or poor, famous or anonymous. If the skirt were shorter, it would be like hooker-chic.

    And lord, no, I don’t envy Paris! She may be going to mature into a person with sterling values, but so far she seems driven but shallow and the ugliest sort of rich snob who sneers publicly at people, even rich people, who have less money than she.

  5. methadonemama says:

    Good God.

    Look at the size of her hands!

    • evilbeetdouche says:

      Large hands = large penis.

      • ltc says:

        She also has really large feet for her size (something like 11 ladies! massive for her tiny frame!)

        …. which also goes with the large penis joke.

      • Anonymous says:

        It’s about height, not waist size. Tall people would topple over with tiny feet.

      • ltc says:

        Apparently she’s 5’8″. That’s not that tall — she just wear’s 4 inch heels a lot.
        She wouldn’t topple with smaller feet…

        this is stupid. nevermind.

  6. Anonymous says:

    dear molls,

    don’t you have anything better to write about besides criticizing paris’s clothing? it’s not 2004 anymore.

    oh, wait… you don’t.

    sorry,
    caroline

    • Berit says:

      @Carline: It’s a gossip blog. If you want something intellectually stimulating, go to http://www.economist.com or something similar.

      Back to the article… loved it and Paris looks like a whore there. And I love how her skin starts to look leathery :-D

  7. Lou says:

    Who are you to decide that someone’s personal style is “over”?

  8. pufinstuf says:

    Well, maybe she missed the fashion trends changing because she’s on drugs. Seems like everyone else is according to some sources.

  9. Eve says:

    Give it a rest – neither Paris nor Doug do drugs.

    It looks like she was dressed that way for a specific commercial, she looks very sweet to me.

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