Today's Evil Beet Gossip

In Other News …

Pete Wentz has a “falling out” with his band … and ends up unemployed.  [Celebslam]

Sarah Chalke, who mostly reminds me of Roseanne, to star in upcoming ABC sitcom Freshmen.   [Pajiba]

“The Humpty Dance” sets epic example for bathroom sex.  [Zelda Lily]

Snooki finally takes out the Bump-It and shows us the executive side of the Jersey Shore. [Allie Is Wired]

Gwyneth Paltrow still an asshat, still insists that you shouldn’t eat meat … Sometimes.  [Celebitchy]

Jack Nicholson’s daughter looks way hotter in her bikini than he does fully clothed.  [Pop On The Pop]

Lady Gaga sports a “Little Monsters” tattoo … and no, not as in Howie Mandel and Fred Savage, ’cause I know that’s what you were thinking.  [Amy Grindhouse]