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This is What You Need to Act Like if You Want Owen Wilson to Attempt Suicide Over You

Well, if we didn’t learn it by watching Garden State, we learned it by watching 500 Daze of Bummer. The manic pixie dream girl always gets the hotties, right? I’ve been doing some research for us, ladies, and I think I found a great real-life example for us all to follow: the woman moving around like a moron in these photos. Yup, Kate Hudson! I should have known all along. The pot-smoking, the bearded men, the giggle, the care-free jerking around of her body in perfectly public places- this is who we have to try and be, girls. I mean, look at Kate! She’s on the set of her new movie Earthbound, and instead of relaxing in her trailer with a magazine and some coffee, she’s putting herself out there as a free and original spirit for all of the world to see. Of course that’s what men want! It was in front of our eyes the whole time! Take notes.

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  • Awesome! Owen Wilson suicide joke. That is fucking hilarious. I can’t wait until he puts a shotgun against his tonsils and we can all laugh about the rorschach blood splatter on his wall resembling a dragonfly.

  • …and you know for a fact that she’s being wacky vs working on an upcoming scene?
    Of course the hours and hours spent waiting on set are always best served by sitting in your trailer drinking coffee rather than being outside getting exercise.

      • seriously?
        it’s obviously a joke.

        if you’ve seen either of those movies you know that the cute guys fall for the whacky, free-spirit type girls who like indie rock and to dance around and not give a shit.

        and this picture looks like that is exactly what Kate Hudson is doing.

  • Hmm…tasteless and unecessarily cruel headline, rambling post making weird conclusions about somebody instead of posting anything resembling celebrity gossip…yep, didn’t even need to look to see if Molls wrote this!

  • it looks like she was filming a scene, hence the jacket she is wearing and then removes to break into a run.
    that is probably a more accurate observation.