Miley Cyrus’ parents bought her another puppy. This time she got a German shepherd called Mate (I wonder if her Australian boyfriend had anything to do with that name) to go along with her maltipoo, Sophie. I thought the Cyrus’ were supposed to be all “down home” and “Christian”, so I’m not sure why they keep buying their daughter (who happens to have an insane work schedule for a 17-year old) designer pooches instead of going to one of the many shelters in the Valley. Actually, I don’t know why they keep getting more pets at all when their youngest daughter is already running around Hollywood dressed like a damn hooker, but whatever! Different strokes, man.
If it’s anything like The Biggest Loser, consider me a fan!
Here’s a trailer for the new show produced by Ryan Seacrest, Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution, which will air on ABC. (How does Ryan Seacrest have time to produce television shows? I suspect he’s cloned himself, Multiplicity-style, and he sends the really stupid one in to handle the Idol auditions.) It’s yet another show addressing America’s growing obesity epidemic — did you know the current generation of the kids is the first in history to have a lower expectation of lifespan than their parents? I’ve talked ad nauseum about my frustration with obesity in this country, especially among children, so any TV show that’s out there trying to show Americans what overeating is doing to their bodies — and more importantly, to the bodies of their children, who lack the finances and the information to make their own responsible food choices — is a thumbs-up in my book. I’ll be tuned in!
This is gnarly. Jon Gosselin and his new girl, Morgan Christie (remember that name because she’s had to have sex with Jon Gosselin in order for it to appear on your radar and that’s dedication, folks) have been seen sucking face all over Park City this week. And yes, it’s as upsetting for everyone there as it is for us at home, according to US Weekly:
He and Christie were spotted making out Friday at House of Hype party at Cisero. “Tons of PDA, holding hands, kissing,” an onlooker tells UsMagazine.com. “They kept walking around, it’s not like they tried to be discreet and stay in a corner.” And despite Christie’s actual age, the law-school student “looked anywhere from 19 to 23,” the partygoer says. “Anyone who saw him remarked how inappropriate it was. Gosselin seemed to love the attention.” As for Christie, another guest that night says she was “super clingy and got jealous when he talked to other girls.”
“Other girls”. Sick. I’m still not sure what’s in this hook-up for Morgan. She’s a young and attractive enough girl that she could probably bag any C or D lister in Park City this week, so why she chose the one with eight kids and no signs of a promising career is beyond me. And get this: 32-year old Jon is staying with 25-year old Morgan this week… at her mom and dad’s Park City mansion. What a gross, moochy weirdo. 32-year old fathers of eight who are in the position to take time off of their lives to go to Sundance can put themselves up in a hotel before staying at their new girlfriend’s parents home. Show some damn class for once in ya life, Gosselin.
Oh and P.S. If you wanna know what Kate’s up to, she’s at home playing with her ponytail. If that doesn’t crush your heart, I don’t know what will.
You want to know who’s looking a hell of a lot better these days? Kiki Dunst. I have never hated Kirsten (in fact, at times I’ve loved her), but I know that she has a Mischa-like reputation in that she’s both a little too wild and harder and harder to look at as the days go by. The last couple of years she really hasn’t made any good movies (I think Marie Antoinette was the last flick I caught her in and save for the art direction and soundtrack, that movie blew the goatiest goats) and she hasn’t been looking to fresh in the photos that have been popping up of her… but then on Saturday night she was snapped outside of the Chateau Marmont looking like this. Her hair looks healthy, her skin looks good and you guys… she’s laughing AND she looks sober. At the same time! I like that little top she has on, too. She’s making that work. Could there be a Kiki Comeback in the works? I would completely accept that.
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