Steven Tyler is so legend-status. This weekend the on again/off again lead singer of Aerosmith hit up a Home Depot in Rancho Mirage, CA and surprised store employees and customers alike when he took over the PA to perform. He sang two two of his biggest hits (“Dude Looks Like a Lady” and “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”) before taking rips off a helium tank and singing BeeGees style. He also agreed to sign autographs for anyone who asked.
Hey, celebrities! Everyone would love you all if you did stuff like this. It’s almost like “Who the hell cares that this guy’s a pill addict and he acts strange?” because he’s living life and giving back in creative ways. For all the people at that Home Depot who went to go pick out door knobs and paint, that was probably the most exciting thing to happen to their lives in months.
Chelsea Handler’s reps over at E! just confirmed that she has, in fact, split from her longtime boyfriend, Ted Harbert AKA the CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group AKA the guy in charge of E! AKA Chelsea’s bossman. The two ended it last August, although they denied the reports of their break-up at first, and Chelsea has moved out of his big, huge rich person house.
Thankfully for Chelsea, her show does well in the ratings, otherwise there might be one less brassy 30-something woman talking about how much she loves sex and drinking on television. I know Sasha loves Chelsea, so I won’t be too harsh on her or her show, but let’s just put it this way: She’s damn lucky that I’m not Ted Harbert. Because I’d fire her. Because that’s how I do business. However, the E! rep told UsWeekly, ”Ted has nothing but the highest regard for Chelsea both personally and professionally.”
Sill folks, this is why you have to be careful about “dipping your pen in the company vagina”, so to speak. It worked out for Chelsea, but the potential disaster is as obvious as her exploitation of that little person she drags around with her.
If you guys aren’t totally clueless, then you’ve seen Bobby Bottleservice on FunnyOrDie. It’s this great character played by Nick Kroll, who clearly has spent time in Los Angeles. This town is crawling with Bobby Bottleservice-types the way that New York is crawling with rats and and roaches. You could say that Los Angeles is crawling with rats and roaches too, but the rats spike their hair and the roaches have rhinestone t-shirs. ANYWAY! Enough about my dating life, let’s get in to why you should watch this video…
Bobby Bottleservice has been trying to get on the second season of Jersey Shore and he’s been making audition tapes. In the newest video, Bobby explains how his new t-shirts and would help integrate him in to the already stylish cast. “In addition to, as well as”, he also shows us his new tattoo of a very important person in his life.
Taylor Momsen did an interview with TimesOnline and wowewowwow! It is chock full of really awesome quotes. I don’t know who told this girl that she should be honest to the point of complete irreverence, but I love them. Here’s some of her best quotes from the interview:
On being a role model: “To be honest, I don’t f***ing care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care.”
On her new fame: “It’s insane. I literally can’t go out without being interrupted. It’s wild”
On the haters: “Online, there’s a thousand people who are just so mean. There are so many negative comments about just the pettiest things that you can’t even read it.”
On why she’s not like Miley: “Honestly, if I’d have ended up as Hannah Montana, I don’t know if the show would have gone as well. I probably would have told them all to go f*** themselves by the time I hit 11. And I don’t know how that would have gone down. It’s great for Miley, but I really like where I am right now and I feel really fortunate to be able to really be myself.”
On her pals: “I have, like, no friends my age”
On rude mothers: “My favourite blogs are where you get the mothers saying, ‘She’s the worst influence on my daughter, I would never let my daughter dress like that’, or, ‘This girl’s such a whore, she’s a slut’. And I’m, like, you’re a mother! And I’m 16.”
The whole piece is worth a read over, but I have to say: The way this chick talks is impressive. To be sixteen and not give a fuck on this level is pretty remarkable. Most of us, I feel, spend the majority of our late teens and early 20s trying to figure out how to be this “ourselves”, right? I think we can all take a lesson from Taylor Momsen. Except, like, try and care about Haiti a little more than she does, OK?
Awhile back I announced on here that Johnny Depp is almost definitely not returning to the Pirates of the Caribbean set for another movie. This news was not popular, because what the hell is a Pirates movie without Johnny playing Jack Sparrow? All that would leave us with is Orlando Bloom and that pretty British chick on a boat. Well, now I guess it’s just the British chick and the boat because Orlando doesn’t want to do another installment in the series, either.
So where does that leave Disney? I’m thinking they need to cut their losses and realize that we live in a vampire crazed world and that pirates– at least for the moment– are more over than that whole “black leggings and tunic” look we were all rocking when the first one came out. It’s been years, guys! Perhaps the Mouse needs throw in the towel. No one’s going to see another one of these movies.
This is kinda like some Pretty Woman shit, but instead of having sex with men for money, the chick plays the violin. And Gerard Butler doesn’t save her, he just makes out with her and gives her a few dollars. Wait, let me back up.
Gerard Butler was at a Haiti benefit in Santa Monica yesterday with some buddies and after they were done saving the world they decided to go take a walk on Venice Beach. For those of you who are blissfully ignorant, Venice Beach is the sometimes fun but always trashy part of LA’s beach scene that’s filled with a mixture of artists and junkies. It’s fun, but a little scary at times. And completely filthy.
Gerard and his pals were walking the beach when a violinist recognized him and called him over. The two started chatting and then they starting kissing, right there in the middle of the street. For seemingly no reason. After the smooches were over, Gerard tossed a few bucks in her case and went home.
Yeah, there’s something romantic about this… but definitely also something kind of sad. Gerard Butler is a movie star, and that chick plays violin on the street. Two artists on opposite ends of the spectrum. I wish he had told her to get in his car and swept her off for four nights of sex at the Four Seasons or something.
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