Jan 27, 2010 at 01:04 pm by Molls

Oh, wow! Remember Christina Milian? She didn’t “happen” so long ago that I’ve forgotten her completely, but I probably go months and months at a time before remembering she’s alive. Then I saw today that she’s going to court over that incident where her dog attacked her neighbor and I was all, “Christina Milian! Let’s check in with that bitch! She’s mostly irrelevant, but adorable.” So that’s what we’re doing.

TMZ is reporting that Christina’s neighbor is still suffering, emotionally and physically, from injuries obtained by her pit bull when he attacked him in 2008. He is claiming that it was the family’s negligence that lead to the attack, which happened when he went over to Christina’s house to let her know that house was having a flooding problem that was destroying his property.

It sounds like things were pretty messy over at the Milian house, which Christina shares with her mother and her sister. Still, I’d be interested to know, as a dog owner and lover, if the dog was even remotely provoked. While attacks like this shouldn’t be taken lightly, I do think people have generally sucky “dog etiquette” these days.

ANYWAY! Nice to hear from you, Christina Milian.

Jan 27, 2010 at 11:41 am by Molls

“Everybody’s Girl” was leaked today and it’s not good. I would be open to liking this song based on the fact that Jennifer Lopez has supplied us with a jammable tune or two in her day, but it not fun to listen to. It’s not even this “club” sound that bothers me. I can totally get in to dance music if it’s worthy, but this track sounds like it’s a castoff from Heidi Montag’s album. The chorus isn’t catchy, the lyrics don’t pop out at me and the beat’s not dancey, it’s trashy. Yeah, trashy. It sounds like someone dropped a bunch of sloppy beats into a bucket and then Jennifer Lopez came and vomited words on top of them and then they tried to sell the bucket at the store. That’s what it’s like. J.Lo’s best when she’s working with hip hop producers, period.

Jan 27, 2010 at 11:33 am by Molls

Sandra Bullock headed in to the Los Angeles rain (yes, it was raining again yesterday) to pick up some flowers with her step-daughter Sunny (Aw. Sunflowers for Sunny.) Although the two of them seemed to be making the best of the crappy weather, husbo/dad Jesse James was dealing with a drama much worse than the weather– his pitbull, CinnaBun, is missing. Jesse suspects that she’s somewhere in Long Beach (where his shop is located), and is asking everyone in the area to keep their eyes open. Let’s hope these two ladies are able to cheer him up is he can’t find his beloved pup.

Jan 27, 2010 at 11:23 am by Molls

Although Dan Kerrigan’s autopsy results are still pending, Nancy Kerrigan and the rest of her family wont be seeing brother Mark Kerrigan, at their father’s funeral. Currently, it’s suspected that Mark’s physical fighting with his 70-year old father over the use of the home telephone was the cause of Dan’s death. He’s been arrested and charged with elderly abuse (not murder) and is currently undergoing a psychiatric evaluation.

From People:

Mark Kerrigan, 45, who has a long history of violence and run-ins with the law, was sent to Massachusetts’s Bridgewater State Hospital for an evaluation on his mental competency. The state Department of Correction guidelines prohibit prisoners from attending funeral services.

Mark is pleading not guilty and there hasn’t been a comment from the family, but this has to be an incredibly sad time for them. Not only have they recently lost someone, but they will likely lose another in a way, as well. Also, Mark’s “long history” of violence has been clear for some time and nothing was ever done about it. Often times mental illness is brushed under the carpet in favor of believing that everyone’s OK deep down, they’re just acting crazy. It’s a shame when a situation gets ignored and blows up like this.

Jan 27, 2010 at 07:52 am by Evil Beet

If you haven’t yet entered, today is your last chance!! Our FunLove.com by Fascinations contest ends at the end of the day on Wednesday!!

We’re giving away $200 in gift cards to FunLove.com to readers who tell us what their favorite bedroom toy is and why.

You can get details on the contest here and the submission form is here.

You guys have sent in some great stuff so far, and I’m looking forward to hearing from even more of you!

Jan 26, 2010 at 04:38 pm by Molls

Miley Cyrus’ little cousin Emily Grace Reaves (you may recognize her as Noie Cyrus’ partner in red carpet crime) is about to release her own clothing line of scandalous clothes for little girls. You can see in the video above as she explains to Miley that she’s wearing her own look that she has on what looks like Paris Hilton’s cast offs from The Simple Life. These clothes wouldn’t be appropriate for Halloween on a girl as young as Emily, but I suppose that’s what’s passing for clothes these days. Question to all the parents out there (even though I already know the answer): Would you let your little girl be caught dead with an outfit like this on? Check out the pictures below if the video isn’t enough for you.