Hayden still looked cute as fuck making her way through Miami’s airport on New Year’s Eve even with very little makeup (maybe just lip gloss?). She’s so cute. Incapable of taking an un-cute photo.

We’ll run out of these soon enough, I promise. But up now: the bash at Beso, where Stephanie Pratt, Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth posed for photos. Also there: Paris Hilton’s also-ran boyfriend, Josh Henderson; Taryn Manning; and some chick named Hayley Giraldo, who I’ve never heard of but has some rather respectable leg muscles. Enjoy.

Has Mariah Carey finally found true love? It sure seems that way. While her ex Eminem is battling his drug addiction with a little help from Elton John, Mariah and hubby Nick Cannon rang in the new year at the M2 lounge in New York. I gotta admit — they sure look like they’re having a good time together. I’m so happy for her. I hope this lasts.

Well, look who’s having the happiest new year ever! It’s the girl who deserves everything and more, Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali jet-skiing around St. Bart’s. Lindsay revealed on her Twitter earlier this week that she was there ringing in 2010 on a yacht with some of her homies, including Jay-Z and Beyonce. Remember, kids: If you destroy your reputation and career through drug-induced mood swings and trouble with the law, you can still party in one of the most gorgeous places in the world with famous musicians!

Professional racist, cold-hearted asshole Rush Limbaugh (remember when he said this one: “Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”?) is claiming that all is well health-wise after experiencing heart palpitations in Hawaii on Wednesday. Rush has a long history of drugs, loose women and other things that aren’t so easy on the heart, so it’s hard to imagine that his ticker is in shape at all, let alone after almost having a heart attack and responding to press inquiries.

Turns out that Rush is actually more worried than he’s giving off. TMZ reports that while he is back in his Hawaiian resort, Rush has asked that hotel security stay outside his door day and night until he leaves. So I’m assuming that that means things aren’t OK? What are all the hardcore ignorants going to listen to on their car rides to Sonic Burger if something happens to Rush? I can barely stand the thought.

Eminem has been battling an addition to prescription pills for over a year now. It’s quite common for rehabbed people to stick together for support through programs like Narcotics Anonymous, but what’s not so common? When Elton John is your sponsor. The two have stayed close ever since their Grammy performance and right now they’re relating to each other a lot more than on that “being famous” level. Elton has quite famously battled substance abuse problems in the past and considers himself to be a source of support for Em. “I’m there if people want my help. If people ask for help you tell them where to go but there’s no point advising people if they don’t want to do it,” Elton said to the British Press Association.

At the peak of his addiction, Eminem nearly overdosed after taking a mysterious blue pill passed on to him by a friend. It turned out later that that pill was methadone. Eminem was eating upwards of 20 pills daily, including Vicodin, Valium and Ambien. Elton said in his interview that Em’s doing “brilliantly” and that he thinks he’ll be able to maintain his sobriety.

Oh, and BTW: I’m pretty sure that this is a huge sign of how messed up drugs are. When Elton John and Eminem are staying bonded over their inability to use the stuff? That’s powerful.