Jan 07, 2010 at 10:08 pm by Evil Beet

David Hasselhoff is leaving America’s Got Talent. Did someone say Paula Abdul? [Celebitchy]

James McAvoy and Seth Rogen take on … a cancer comedy? [Pajiba]

Everyone thinks Lohan’s gonna be the next celeb to kick the bucket. Sad face. [Celebslam]

Jennifer Lopez rocks the cover of Elle. [popbytes]

Rachel Zoe: still totes ana. When is this going to be actually addressed on her TV show? [Pop on the Pop]

Rihanna shows off her curves in a bathing suit in Mexico. [cityrag]

Jan 07, 2010 at 01:20 pm by Molls

The awesome blog gayrights.change.org just dug up this classic Golden Girls clip that was way before it’s time. Although we’re still struggling with making marriage possible for everybody, Sophia Petrillo was preaching the importance of equal rights back when they were holding it down on ABC at 8:30 PM.

This clip, for those of you who don’t remember, is when Blanche’s brother was set to marry his partner, much to Blache’s dismay. Sophia steps in and explains to Blanche that her brother wants to marry his boyfriend for the same reasons she wanted to marry her late husband. “That’s what [gay couples] want too. Everyone wants someone to grow old with, and shouldn’t everyone have that chance?”, she asks. Blanche has an “a-ha” moment, we have an “a-ha” moment, millions of people across the country have something click in their head for the first time because one of the Golden Girls said it. Deep!

Jan 07, 2010 at 01:06 pm by Molls

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie headed out last night and while Brad was polite as usual, Angelina couldn’t have looked less thrilled to have the cameras in her face. Her decision to keep her head down isn’t doing much for the rumors that the two are on the outs, but an old pro like Angelina has to know that by now. Either she doesn’t give a fuck what we think (very likely) or she doesn’t care to convince us otherwise (which is pretty much the same thing as the first one, but it says more about how she feels about her man.) Just the look on their faces says they’re bored though. I bet as soon as they were behind closed doors she was like “Why do you always have to smile?!” and he was like “Why do you always have to be so impossible?” and then she was like “Go shave that thing off your face. You look poor.”

Jan 07, 2010 at 12:40 pm by Molls

Tila Tequila is still out her damn mind and it’s completely ruining the moment while we’re trying to mourn Casey Johnson. Yesterday she got in to a fight with Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips over her deceased fiancee’s dogs, the visual of which is just absolutely hilarious. Nicky, who is Casey’s daughter’s godmother, and Bijou had been sent over to Tila’s house to pick up the pooches, but Tila wasn’t having any of it.

They fought verbally until eventually two LAPD squad cars were called. Nicky and Bijou were given possession of the dogs and as they took them away, Tila said through tears, “They don’t care about the dogs. They are putting them to sleep to bury with Casey.” This was immediately shut down by Bijou who said there was no such plan. Tila Tequila is insane. Put the dogs down to sleep to bury them with their owner? What kind of serial killer mentality is that? That’s disgusting. Do people do that?

Oh and then there’s this:

This chick scares the bejesus out of me, you guys.

Jan 07, 2010 at 12:13 pm by Molls

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are supposed to stay away each other until a judge sees their case regarding Charlie going hella craycray on Brooke with a knife over Christmas. Brooke’s lawyer even said as much to People Magazine in an interview. However, the two were seen dining last night and Hollywood and word has it that Brooke is dying to get back with her more-famous hubby.

The drama between them sounds pretty high school (According to some stories, Brooke “instigated” the near-stabbing incident after starting a fight over Charlie’s daughter Sam) and Charlie doesn’t have the best relationship track record. He’s just recently straightened things out with Denise Richards. Remember how ugly that got?

While you can always argue that they are staying together for the sake of their children and the vows they took, the two had a fight on Christmas that could have resulted in someone being murdered. I’m not Dr. Drew or anything, but I can tell you that that’s a bad news bears situation for everyone involved.

Jan 07, 2010 at 10:39 am by Molls

“I have lots of friends in the business who’ve been practically assaulted by the paparazzi. It’s amazing how common that is. I grew up reading things about what a jerk Sean Penn must have been for punching out a photographer. Then, you’re out at a premiere with a date and you hear the things they say to provoke you. I mean, it’s awful. You realize, ‘Oh, that’s why Sean did that. He wasn’t being a maniac.’ It’s horrifying what photographers will say to get you to look over or to get a rise out of you when you refuse to give them a picture or something.”

- Ethan Hawke  in Parade Magazine, reminding us that it’s hard at the top.