It turns out that Kate’s just one of those ladies that likes to keep her lettuce tight because she hates her extensions. Hates. In fact, they’ve made her cry if you believe the sources talking to US Weekly.

While most women would kill for the chance to sit in Ted Gibson’s chair and have real Indian hair bonded to their scalp, it’s just too much for Kate. She thinks it looks over-processed and damaged, and I’m sure it does compared to her last cut which likely had to be maintained monthly in order to keep that porcupine-esque shape. Apparently Cara and Maddie weren’t fans of the hair either and when they saw their mother for the first time after her makeover, they said “Eww!” Real mature! What are they, nine!? Kate took the twins’ reaction to heart though and spent the rest of the day crying in her bedroom.

Kate’s brought in her own local area stylist to try and help her find ways to style her new locks, but she still has yet to find a way that works for her. At this point, the lady just needs to take them out and get over it. Her free hairstyle didn’t work out. She needs to get over it and start texting “HAITI” to 90999.

As you’ve probably heard by now, there was a 7.0 earthquake in Haiti earlier this week and Hollywood is coming out to show their support. It was announced today that the Hollywood Foreign Press has donated 100,000 dollars to the relief fund, and yesterday it was announced that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie cut a check for one million dollars to go toward the cause.

Statements from Angelina and Brad were published on People.com:

Angelina: “It is incredibly horrible to see a catastrophe of this size hit a people who have been suffering from extreme poverty, violence and unrest for so many decades.”

Brad: “We understand the first response is critical to serve the immediate needs of countless people who are now displaced from their homes, are suffering trauma, and most require urgent care.”

While it’s hard (OK, impossible) to donate on that level, there are ways that everyone can help. Right now if you text ‘HAITI’ to 90999, you can donate 10 dollars to the American Red Cross. The donation will be added to your cellphone bill (meaning you don’t have to worry about paying for it until your bill comes) and the service was set up by the U.S. State Department, so you know that it’s legit. Also, if you text “YELE” to 501501, you can donate $5 to Haiti native Wyclef Jean’s fund. You can check out Yele’s website here. Finally, American Airlines is offering free flights to Haiti for doctors and nurses who will be able to provide aid. If this is something that applies to you, you can call 212-697-9767 and sign up.

We talk about some pretty fun stuff over here, but it’s always important to keep in mind that there’s bigger news going on in the world than last night’s American Idol auditions.

Obviously this isn’t breaking news, but Rachel Zoe is scaring the hell out of me. This chicken is 39 years old and has worse skin than my Nana did when she died at the age of 76. She also looks like she’s lost even more weight, which is a horrifying thought as she’s always been known for being painfully thin. I’m not sure it’s fair to demand an explanation as to why she’s so skinny, but the medium-sized amount of information I know about the human body tells me that no one is naturally that slim without there being some sort of medical condition involved (Does cocaine/amphetamine addiction count as a medical problem? I’m asking for a friend.)

Per usual, NBC released this week’s Saturday Night Live promos online and they’re just OK. This week’s host is Sigourney Weaver who’s hot right now because of her role in Avatar and hot forever because of this. I usually only check out SNL these days if I like who’s hosting or if something huge has happened in the news. This week with American Idol premiering and all the Conan drama (which they poke at in the clip above) it might be worth checking out, but seriously? I am not enticed by what seems like two minutes of Bill Hader improving with Sigourney Weaver backstage at Studio 8H before their lunch break. Hopefully they’re saving their A-game for Saturday (ha.)

More bad news for Tiger Woods: GM dumped his scandalous ass. Tiger’s contract with GM actually ended in 2008, but it had been extended so he could continue driving their luxury vehicles for free. However, once Tiger announced his retirement from golf, his contracts were set to run out on December 31st, 2009. GM is now one of the many companies that has disassociated themselves from Tiger over the last couple months. Gilette, Accenture, Gatorade, AT&T and Tag Heuer have all ended their relationships with the once-loved golf star.

While it will probably eventually start to suck for Tiger if he doesn’t hang on to his money (or spend it all trying to shut up his hos), the guy’s still pretty much set. He’s banked millions over the years and will always be able to find work. There are plenty of people who are not above employing Tiger Woods just because he’s slept around, unfortunately. Also? He still gets to hang on to that famous Caddy that his wife beat him up in and another luxury Buick. I suppose Tiger’s situation really only sucks if you have the point of view of an entitled, selfish, delusional professional athlete.

Aight, aight. So she’s not doing Sham-WOW spots or anything. Katy Perry, along with Avril Lavigne and Jenna Fischer , has signed on to endorse Proactiv Solution. You know, the acne treatment program that my high school boyfriend used to combat the backne he got from his hockey pads. Supposedly everyone uses it and loves it and wants to endorse it. Other celebrities Proactiv has been able to nab throughout the years include Jessica Simpson, Diddy, Vanessa Williams, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt. That’s pretty good company.

The great thing about these commercials is that they are always run back to back in long chunks on cable, so they play out like infomercials. First you see Jessica Simpson blabbing on about how her skin is like, totally clear and then Diddy comes on and he’s talking about “moisturizing his situation”. They’re kind of fun to watch, even if I’ll never use the product because I was blessed with nearly flawless skin.