The Directors Guild handed out their awards last night in LA, but Brangelina seemed to be the focus of the night. The two seemed warm and friendly toward each other and when they weren’t together, they were chatting with friends and acting normal. Either they put on a really good show or all those break-up rumors are a bunch of bologna.
Also, who cares? They’re rich and hot. If they split it’s going to be like “Oh, well!” and then we get to watch them try and move on from each other. That’s how this shit works. No matter what happens, it’s going to be really awesome and totally lame at the same time.
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning were promoting The Runaways all week at Sundance and if this press conference is any indication of how Kristen handled herself throughout the week, then I’m sure the publicists at River Road Entertainment want to kill her. Where this video picks up, we see Dakota describing what it was like to sing The Runaways’ songs and do them justice. Then Kristen takes the mic and… well, she sounds like an awkward moron. I can barely hear anything she says, except the word “whatever”, which she uses about one hundred times. The poor girl knows she can’t hack it either, and looks embarrassed and apologetic as Dakota confidently steps back to the mic, giggling at her co-star’s inability to deliver.
I actually don’t dislike Kristen Stewart at all. I think she’s a bit boring and she’s wayyyy out of her league when speaking next to a seasoned pro like Dakota, but in her words, “whatever”.
Hot new product alert! You can currently buy a set of golf balls with each one of Tiger Woods’ mistress printed on them! LOL! Oh my Goodness! The novelty product world must be abuzz with this innovation in hilarious gifts. Sooo funny! Soooo soooo funny! LOL. Oh, man. This is so rich and hilarious. Rich! Rich! Yes! That’s exactly the world I want to use! How freakin’ funny. So hysterical. Oh man. Wow. Wowwww. I mean, WOW!
John Edwards got pretty lucky when it came to his alleged sex tape. It looks like we’re not going to be seeing the footage of him and his mistress, Rielle Hunter any time soon because it’s in the possession of one of his ex-aides.
Andrew Young, the ex-aide to embattled two-time former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, says he has an alleged sex tape depicting the former senator and his then-mistress Rielle Hunter – and that the tape is in a safe-deposit box.
“We were offered millions for that stupid tape,” he tells PEOPLE. He says he and his wife Cheri found the tape in “a box of trash filled with crinkled paper and tapes” left behind by Hunter. He says they never considered selling it: “We couldn’t live with ourselves.”
Andrew worked for John for nearly nine years, so it’s safe to say that the politician trusts him. Also, Andrew stepped up to the plate for Johnny before and said that he was the father of his pal’s illegitimate child. We all need a friend like that!
Still, let’s not forget who we’re dealing with. I wouldn’t put it past John to cross his pal and for the tape to get released as revenge. We’re talking about a dude who cheated on his cancer-ridden wife with a lady who looks like a transexual, so who knows what could happen?
“I’m briefly saddened by negative comments, but I have to remember those people are scared, incapable or just plain idiots. We are the f—ing rock stars baby. No cocaine, just life my n—as!! No cocaine, just life! It’s funny to me when fashion bloggers down our outfits and then super jock outlandish sh– on the runway but they dress mad prude and don’t live fashion.”
- Kanye West’s response to PETA, who recently dissed him for wearing fur.
Not going to lie, Ke$ha has gone from fascinating me to making me very very nervous very quickly. At first I was all about her brand of empowered female trainwreck behavior, but now I’m just like, “I hope to God I never run in to that bitch in a dark alley.” Because I’m not a fighter, you guys. I have stringy Olive Oil arms and I wasn’t built to fight. And I think Ke$ha would probably kick my ass. That’s why I’m nervous that she was at my bowling alley yesterday filming her new music video. She knows about Shatto Lanes, the dirtiest, most old-school bowling alley in LA’s Koreatown? But that’s where I go drunk and stoned with my friends to pretend we like sports! Guess I better stay inside this weekend, ’cause this chick looks like she has it in her to stab someone and then piss on their carcass.
You’ve pinpointed the EXACT reason I cannot bear KStew in these films. Agreed, the character is paper thin (as best), but at least there was some semblance of charm in the way she is written in the books. There is no charm in her acting, no...
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