My least favorite Real Housewife of NYC, Kelly Bensimon, (yes, I dislike her more than Alex and Ramona) is set to appear in Playboy. The model-turned-writer-turned-reality TV star will have the cover of the March issue, as well as a six page spread. While I don’t think Kelly’s all too shy about her body, she did get a leg up that most Playboy models don’t: her ex-husband, famous fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, shot her pictorial for her.
The problem with Kelly (Oh, and you can believe that baby girl’s a problem!) is that she thinks she’s better than the rest of her cast. Well guess what, girlfriend? If anything you’re a little worse because you were famous and you downgraded to reality TV. That’s show business math. All she seemed to talk about in interviews after her show aired was how it was important for her not to feel like she was cast away for being on a reality TV show… and then she does Playboy, which is the most typical move of a reality TV famewhore looking to cash-in ever.
Lindsay Lohan may have just broken up with her girlfriend that was probably definitely a woman, Samantha Ronson, but that doesn’t mean that that’s going to hold a bitch back from getting her make-out on. Yesterday Lohan was caught on tape (sorry, no embed) sucking face with a dude after shopping a bit at a store called Church Boutique on Santa Monica Boulevard. According to TMZ, this bro is some French actor named Aurelien Wiik. That explains the smile she has when he’s holding the sides of her face and talking to her. The dude looks like John Mayer and has a French accent. Damn, Lohan. That wasn’t the kind of comeback I was hoping you’d have, but I will accept it.
TMZ is quick to point out that Lindz’ transition from having a girlfriend to having a boyfriend is awfully similar to another crazy actress, Anne Heche. I’m not so quick to agree. We know that Lindsay has a long list of men she’s bedded, but who knows who or what she’ll date after this guy. I’m thinking that she could blow through at least three chicks and two dudes before Valentine’s Day if she plays her cards right. More than that, Lohan has the potential to bring object-sexuality to the mainstream. There’s no stopping a woman on a mission, am I right?
Kate Moss and Jamie Hince were seen making out and acting cute at Gatwick airport yesterday. The sunburnt duo apparently was celebrating their recent engagement after returning home from a trip to Barbados. Jamie kind of gives me creepy vibes, like I can imagine him getting out of his car to yell at you if he didn’t like the way you were driving behind him, but he’s definitely a step-up from Pete Doherty. Not that that’s really who should be setting the standard…
I don’t understand why AskMen.com always tells us the most desirable person of a given year at the beginning of the year. Is this the person that we desired the most in 2009 and that we’re not recognizing until 2010 or are they telling us who we’re supposed to concentrate on desiring in 2010? I don’t need to pull a muscle in my brain trying to sort this out, AskMen.com. SPELL. IT. OUT.
Anyway! You guys! Literally, you guys! You all voted on the top 99 hotties on AskMen.com and they’ve just released their surprising annual list. OK, let me rephrase that. I am not shocked by the list, it’s actually who I would have picked, too. Rather, I am surprised that everyone didn’t just vote for Megan Fox. Meggo didn’t even make the top 10, she fell on the list at 11. Number 1 is actually the young lady pictured above, Emmanuelle Chriqui. You probably know her as Eric on Entourage‘s fiance Sloan. I’d like to congratulate the men of the world for ranking a seemingly sweet and charming woman as desirable. You’ve come so far.
Also in the top ten? Numbers two and three are Marisa Miller and Kate Beckinsale. Following them are Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Penélope Cruz, Cheryl Cole, Eva Mendes and Miranda Kerr. Not a bad list and not really anyone I would qualify as “scarily skanky” in sight. Maybe in these hard economic times men mostly “desire” smart and dependable women that can act as a pillar of strength for them, or maybe it’s just a coincidence that none of them give me “ho vibes”.
Jay Leno is awfully sick of playing the bad guy. Ever since he’s been accused of kicking Conan O’Brien out of his seat at The Tonight Show, Jay has been persona non grata in the press, most notably on the Internet, where Team CoCo seems to have been born. Last night Jay took a few moments at his desk before getting in to the day’s headlines to address the situation. It wasn’t exactly a perfectly executed letter addressed to The People of Earth, but Jay definitely got his side across. According to him, it was simply an issue of the network coming to him after being disappointed in Conan’s ratings and that he had little/nothing to do with the decisions that have been made.
This clip is worth a watch (at least to say you’ve heard the other side), but I’m Team CoCo to the death.
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