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Jan 29, 2010 at 03:06 pm by Evil Beet
So I’m sitting at my desk at work today, minding my own business, and I hear my name mentioned in a nearby office. I ignore it. Then I hear it again. And then again. I finally get up from my little cubicle and follow the sound. The PR girls are huddled around a computer. “Oh good!” they say when they see me in the doorway. “We were just talking about how we needed to show this to you!”
I can’t believe I haven’t seen this commercial before. It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I couldn’t decide which jack-off joke I wanted to make first, but luckily there’s a parody video that makes ALL of them. It’s below.
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There are no words to describe the awesomeness of this post, Sasha.
It’s very European.
hahaha Ellen has had it on her show..MANY MANY times. There’s this other thing that looks slightly painful to do squats, too!! Queen Latifa did it when she was there..HYSTERICAL!!!!
My boyfriend smoked a bowl and saw this commercial on late night. I can’t remember the last time I heard him laugh like that. I love how the women look like their about to die laughing.
Sounds like ole boyfriend is an excellent provider, too. Future so bright I gotta wear a safety vest on the back of the garbage truck. FTW!
Your boyfriend sounds so cool and so do you. I wish I could be there to be near someone as cool as you and your boyfriend.
When did this site become the playground of a bunch of sarcastic teenagers? Seriously, go comment on perez or dlisted.
You really showed me though. Here I was trying to show you basement-dwellers how edgy and cool me and my boyfriend are, and it just really backfired. Fuck.
Oh, whatever! Go smoke a bowl and shut the fuck up.
Does your boyfriend wear pants when he’s in the house?
hahahhaha! ewww!
My husband and I saw this about a month ago and he’s been showing his friends the video every day since. Good stuff.
Bet it was a hit at the monthly Mensa society meeting.
I own one. Shit works!
I think I should be the judge of that.
BAHAHAHA
I’ve seen this many many times…it’s such old news. get with it.
The commercial with the guys using it is funnier.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Agreed. Definitely old news… but have you seen the male version? As in, men… pushing this product on men… being demonstrated by men… with male testimonials? HILARIOUS. It only comes on late at night, like past 3am or something hahaha.
I lol’d. That was funny. :D
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That’s shopped. I can tell, it once happened to my uncle Jim.
Oh my god. I laughed so hard my muscles hurt and tears came out. I’ve seen the real thing in the past and found it retarded by the parody was hilarious. Vice like grip!!!