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Bobby Bottleservice: “That orange bronzer looks good on your face, but it would look better on my sheets”

If you guys aren’t totally clueless, then you’ve seen Bobby Bottleservice on FunnyOrDie. It’s this great character played by Nick Kroll, who clearly has spent time in Los Angeles. This town is crawling with Bobby Bottleservice-types the way that New York is crawling with rats and and roaches. You could say that Los Angeles is crawling with rats and roaches too, but the rats spike their hair and the roaches have rhinestone t-shirs. ANYWAY! Enough about my dating life, let’s get in to why you should watch this video…

Bobby Bottleservice has been trying to get on the second season of Jersey Shore and he’s been making audition tapes. In the newest video, Bobby explains how his new t-shirts and would help integrate him in to the already stylish cast. “In addition to, as well as”, he also shows us his new tattoo of a very important person in his life.

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