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Tiger Woods Gets Another Chance From His Wifey

Elin Nordegren is a better woman than I am, that’s for sure. Or a more naive woman. Or maybe just a stupidly hopeful woman. I’m not totally sure, it’s really how you feel about the issue. What I’m getting at is that Elin is really wanting to give Tiger Woods a second chance. So much so that she’s spending at least five days with her cheating hubby at the sex rehab in Mississippi where he’s currently being treated. For Hornball Disease.

From Radar Online:

“The marriage is not over. They both want to save it,” a source familiar with the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Elin has been with Tiger in Mississippi for approximately five days and private security was hired to keep her out of sight, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively. She is participating in his recovery therapy.

Look, look: I’m not saying they should just give up, but they probably need to not drag this on for any longer than necessary. OK, yes. They should just give up. You know who we keep forgetting to mention throughout this whole scandal? Tiger and Elin’s kids. Is having a traditional two parent home better for those little babies than having a superfreak for a father and a pushover for a mother? Probably not, especially when money will never be an issue for either parent. Also, I don’t know how in one million-bajillion years Elin can look at him in the face after all of America’s seen the skanks he was poking on the side. Any man who would humiliate and degrade your situation because he wants to keep sticking his ween in whatever is warm and has holes is taaaaaa-rash.

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  • Two wrongs do not make a right Molls. To completely discredit the power of therapy and the desire to change is wildly naive and immature of you. Will it be a dificult road if they decide to stay together? Undoubtedly the answer is yes, but it could be worth it. Our culture is so quick to just throw in the towel and file divorce papers – no wonder we are so shocked to see people who actually make a marriage work?! Do you truly think that every couple who has stayed married has had a perfect marriage? NOT A CHANCE. They made a committment to love one another no matter what and work through the really hard, shitty times – that is what makes a marriage!

    Tiger is an ass – he humiliated himself and his family, but what if he truly wants to change? Don’t you think that people are capable of great things?

    • please. this is not addiction,this is narcissism coupled with compulsive behavior..ie. i’m rich as fuck and all these ho’s keep throwing it at me,how can i say no? loser.

      • Your position would be easier to accept, Reno, if Tiger had come to this conclusion on his own. As it stands, he was caught, shit was publicized, consequences were suffered, and his every action is now under major public scrutiny. Forgive us if we don’t believe that an honest intention to change for the better was his major motivation. Puke.

  • I hope that kind of change exists.. Im a bit of a cynic.

    Also, I would have cut his wang off already. True story.

  • Maybe she’s just really, really smart.
    Think about it. She stays with him for two more years, during which time she gets to bust his balls on a daily basis, and she gets paid 55 million dollars to do it.

    • I guess that could turn some peoples’ cranks, but being an asshole day in and day out to make someone’s life miserable would not be worth any amount of money to me, justified or not. That kind of plan has nothing to do with her being smart, but everything to do with vindictiveness.

    • Or has no self worth and is willing to sell out for money.

      And who, besides a total bitch, would want to bust a guys balls on a daily basis for 2 years? How would that make your life better unless you feed on being awful?

  • Elin Nordegren has been a loyal wife to Tiger Woods and a devoted mother to their children. Tiger Woods’ emotional issues are very serious. If Elin decides to give Tiger another chance after his savage betrayal it will be because her love for him and their children is stronger than anything else. But love will not be enough to cure Tiger’s issues and the emotional demands of staying with Tiger Woods will be very high. Elin is facing a difficult decision. I hope and pray that whatever she decides will work the best for her and the children.

    • You hope and pray? Um, wow, I mean… you know these people personally, right? Otherwise I fear that you are a tad too emotionally invested in the faces on the glossies.

  • Remember, one of the vows of marriage is “in sickness and in health”. Based on the news reports of his behavior, I’d say his sexual prowess appeared to go way beyond the getting some casual now-and-then cooch on the side. This is somebody who appears to have used sex the same way many use alcohol or heroin — to fill a void or to deal with some other type of pain or stress in their lives. Yeah, he’s f***ed up — and real bad at that; and maybe the only reason he is getting help is because he got caught, but at least he is trying to fix things and make it right. As no one probably know him better than his wife, she is probably the best one to judge whether or not that’s possible, if it’s the right thing to do in giving him another chance, and what’s in the best interest of herself and their family.

    • The only thing he may be trying to fix is his image so he can get his endorsement money back. And she’s not doing what’s in her own best interest if her husband continues to have unprotected sex with prostitutes and dozens of other women, and maybe men.

      “In sickness and in health” – does that apply to someone who is recklessly exposing (sic) themselves AND their wife AND their unborn children to AIDS, hepatitis C and other deadly or damaging sexually transmitted diseases? How is she doing what’s best for herself and their family if she continues to expose herself through a naive desire, either for an intact family or more money?

      He obviously is a good liar – neither Elin nor some of his other mistresses knew that he cheated at all (Elin) or that he was so promiscuous. Some of his lover, several, though that they were his only infidelity. And he was contacting, hiding and buying off at least one of those women just weeks ago, in January.

      Here’s my prediction: one more kid and maybe two more years of marriage. He cheats again, maybe with Rachel Uchitel, probably with multiple women. He goes back to Ambien sex.

      He never gets back the level of endorsements that he had. He struggles along in golf, matches Jack Nichlas’ record and retires early. He is lauded and honored and shows up at events with buxom bleached blonds, ever younger than he, for the rest of his life. He doesn’t marry again until he’s an alter kocker (old fart or old shit). Maybe he has a few more kids out of wedlock, with resulting paternity suits. All his male buddies envy him. End of story.

      • Oops – “some of his lovers thought that…” and Jack “Nicklaus”. But alter kocker is correct.

  • Unbelievable that people think that Elin should stay with Tiger! You can’t stay together for the kids. And guess what? Elin will have plenty of money either way. Its better for the kids to have two happy parents apart then 2 parents who are miserable together. She will never feel the same about him. If they stay together I give it two years tops.

    • 2 happy parents apart? parents continue to fight after divorce and kids are always put in the middle of it- and that’s if they’re lucky. The parents who just decide not to talk to each other? thats a terrible feeling- at that point kids feel like they aren’t a part of a family anymore. . Its better for kids to have two parents who take steps to save their marriage than for them to have two divorced parents who hate each other.

      • What in the world .u crazy looney. giving out all your self-respect is not saving the marriage. it’s being in a miserable relationship where you’re not being treated like you’re supposed to in hopes that your kids won’t notice, which they will. the two will fight less if they get divorced and are civil in front of the kids. and it’s absurd and wrong to say kids don’t feel like they’re part of a family anymore. where did you even get that?

      • Actually no. The fighting stops and the adults move on with their lives and the kids are fine. Staying in a marriage with so much”baggage” would not be ideal for the kids. The kids re going to grow and see what their dad did to their mother. They will always be “in the middle of it”. I would think that they would respect their mother more if she didn’t stay with him “for the kids”.

  • listen 2 the song ‘it kills me’, by melanie fiona if you want 2 understand. maybe she really, really loves him.

    • How about listening to the song “Rich Black Dick is better than Poor White Dick” and you’ll understand her sticking with him.

  • Maybe shes there working on their relationship so that they can co-parent those kids together but she’s not gunna stay w/ him. Probable not but that’s what I’m hoping it is. Because they need to work their shit out to be great parents to those kids but not necessarily stay together. *fingers crossed!*

  • I think she’s a brilliant woman. HE screwed up (actually way far down imho) and he is now is doing the expected PR dance (get busted, hide, admit wrongs, go to rehab). She’s more than meeting this half-way. Give it about nine months and she will be able to say “Look Judge, I did everything humanly possible to be a supportive wife and stand by him and he went right out and did it AGAIN” That’s gotta add at least another 20-25% to any settlement she would walk away with now.

    • Agreed. Very smart indeed. I think her goal is to just last however many years are left to satisfy the prenup. Once that time’s elapsed, she’s going to have a very nice payday. I’d rather stick it out and leave with a ton of money than walk away now feeling ashamed.

      • What kind of low-ass standards do you people have for intelligence that ‘staying with him for the payout’ actually registers as an ingenious plan?

        It’s the most fucking obvious thing ever.

        Jesus christ.

      • Agreed, bleak. And obviously, self respect counts for nothing!
        I’m sure Elin will get a hefty sum even if she leaves this instant.

  • Well I couldn’t stay. That whole mess was beyond humiliating. In fact, I feel a bit dirty just for knowing about it.

    I wonder if part of this is to keep him quiet (from pressing charges) that she tried to harm him with the golf club?

  • I’d do it, but I sure as hell wouldn’t share a bed with the man. I’d live in one house, he could live in the other and we’d just ride it out until pre-nup time wore out.

    Who knows how many STD’s that jerk exposed her to?! Those women were straight up skanks who most likely knew where the nearest free clinic was.

  • Psych places (I know, I work at one) have the inpatient get family to come and participate in treatment to get the patient through their “crisis”. When the patient goes home, the family usually goes on, business as usual, and everything falls apart if it was headed in that direction to begin with. Trust me, it means nothing that she is there. She’ll probably still ditch his ass.

  • what a total and complete idiot. All she’s doing is lining herself up for more heartbreak and veneral disease. Leopards don’t change their spots WITH A MERE 6 WEEKS IN REHAB.
    This makes me lose all respect for her. The saddest thing is she would have been an oustanding role model to show women they should NEVER put up with being cheated on.

  • I’m sure she’s just there for family week. I’m guessing sex rehab operates the same as any other substance abuse. This week she gets to drag him through every single incident she can remember, and he can’t say a word. I wouldn’t miss that.