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Jan 19, 2010 at 05:30 pm by Evil Beet
Seriously?
Who the hell is this??
And how is she still upright and how have her hips not snapped from the lack of muscle or fat supporting them?
Take a guess and then jump in for the answer.
It’s Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, off to do some shopping at Barney’s in New York City. Ummmm I hope they sell FOOD at Barney’s.
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Damn, give that girl a sandwich.
Her fat-ass sister must be sucking all the meat off her legs. Damn that’s not right. You don’t think that Pete is bangin’ it off do you?
Not unless Ashlee’s gone and grown a penis.
By the looks of her, growing a penis would double her weight.
Zing!
Someone ought tell her that you can’t live off of emo alone. Though, her baby is preciously chubby, maybe she just gives all of her food to him.
Oh! It’s the stupid bitch that made a scene at MickyDees.
HOLY CRAP! What happened to her?! I thought it was Katy Perry, lol. I liked her when se was a redhead, she looked so cute!
omg. that’s really really freaking disturbing.
I recognized her right off the bat…-cough-
But seriously..not that hard to tell if you actually look and think for a second.
I agree. I was surprised this had a jump to tell who it was because I knew right away that it was Ashlee.
I know!
I never get these but the lips and nose make for a dead giveaway on this one.
Don’t forget the mannish chin.
Ohh.
Thought it was Dokota fanning gone emo.
Geeeez.
I thought it was Dakota Fanning gone emo.
Oh god, I thought this was katie holmes…
Didn’t she have an eating disorder when she was younger? It looks like headlining on Broadway may have brought it back.
I hate her but she looks OK. Why?
I thought it was Dakota Fanning!
For sure thought dakota.. Ay yi yi
you see the irony of poking fun at someones weight issues while pushing a Curves ad in the corner of the pictures…. right?
thank you.
She’s gotten so thin it makes her nose look its original size again.
It’s too bad she doesn’t have an ass anymore, her’s used to be beautiful!
Is it embarrassing to say I’d kill for her legs? I like skinny legs..
…well maybe not THAT skinny haha!
I’m thinking maybe it’s the jeans?
Her legs look healthy in this picture of her the 15th of January..
http://gallery.ashlee-star.com/albums/2010/nyc-jan152010/normal_01.jpg