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Sooooo How Much Do We Love Taylor Swift’s New Song, You Guys???

And here’s the premiere of Taylor’s new track, “Today Was a Fairytale,” from the upcoming film Valentine’s Day, where she has a cameo. It’s not my favorite Tay-Tay song ever, but I still love it and I love her lyrics and I love her voice and I think she’s darling and I want to keep her in my pocket forever.

What do you guys think???

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    • hey im not being a haaater, i just have an opinion. and like its me who pays the bills around here, because i am traffick to this site and without it advertisers woudnt buy space here, hence beet not getting paid, i do believe my opinion should matter, or at least be heard. i like how beet writes, i just cant digest the ‘u guys’ anymore cause she’s used it like a gazillion times. it’s just constructive criticism, u guys…

      • this is an intervention. because we care.

        beet and molls’ nervous tic is getting out of hand. unless…they riddle their posts and headlines with “you guys” on purpose. they wouldn’t, would they? no pro would. i mean, it’s like having hiccups. i wonder if gargling would help?

  • Stop hating on Beet! And I love Taylor Swift. I’m pretty confident that you couldn’t write a song at her age, or now, or ever. (I’m not sure that she wrote this one, but she’s written a lot of her own.) Stop hating on people just because YOU are unremarkable! EB and Taylor are young and accomplished, and you sound like bitter hags. The comenters on this site are so MEAN.

  • I love beet and her writing style (obviously wouldn’t read this site if I didn’t) but Taylor swift, wholesome as she is, makes music fit for 18yrs and under. Mature, please.

  • As Cookie Monster (CoMo) would say, Me like Beet, but me no like:
    Tay-Tay
    LiLo
    SamRo
    SuBo
    JLo
    Coco
    Gaga
    Speidi
    Brangie
    Rpatz
    A-Rod
    Macca
    Leno – oh, wait, that’s his real name
    Okay – let’s just get rid of all names longer than two syllables. And it can’t be the person’s real name, like Heidi or Conan. And the last syllable should really end with O or it doesn’t count.

  • Wanna see some magic? Since they pulled the video, you should have linked the fake David Blaine stuff there, those videos are hysterical. Song sounds good, don’t get all the Taylor and Beet hating comments.

  • I’m with you Beet, I LOVE Taylor Swift. I love her music and her lyrics (for the most part). I loved Taylor since her first single hit the country waves, Tim McGraw, way before she ever became famous. I knew she was going to make it big and she did.

    She sings from the heart and her lyrics are so sweet and innocent. Takes me back…

    And Beet, so glad you are writing more on your site!!!!!!

  • I don’t see the hype about her. She seems like a really nice girl, but her songs are pretty cliche

  • Sweet young girl, who looks nice (clean and healthy) and sings okay, but as a musician (!) she is average and her music is generic. The lyrics are more than cliched. Teenage music, radio music, mediocre American pop. And that’s that! Still, she should be allowed to grow as an artist (if in times when industry dictate style such thing is genuinely possible) and let’s just hope she will not become the next drunk celebrity.

    Oh, and “like”, “you guys” and “so” must stop.

    • Beet, as mentioned earlier, love seeing your posts here, also for the inane, repeat postings of “anonymous, thank you for your style and wit… If I wanted to read the NY Times or the Wall Street Journal cover to cover each day, I could, and then I might not see as much personable, conversational and easy going, easy flowing writing as I do here in your blog. Thank you again!

  • Love love love Taylor Swift! She is pure bubblegum and sunshine and rainbows and makes me happy. Thanks for posting this, Beet!

    • I know. Sounds like its been photo shopped. I can tell by the sound of the notes and I’ve heard a lot of shopped songs.

  • dear sexy mrs taylor swift, how are you doing sexy baby girl, i wrote you a sexy song, to the instrumentals/beat
    of a reggae song named Greedy Joe
    which was sang by the reggae singer named Sizzla, but i wrote you my own intro, verse plus chorus for you, to the beat/instrumentals, of the song,
    so here is my song for you sexy girl:
    the song: Greedy Joe
    my intro: hail selassie, king selassie, let’s roll girl,
    let’s stroll girl
    my chorus for you:
    you’re so good, you’re so cool, girl, chill, sit and talk to me girl, you rule, the world girl,i like your hair,you’re so cool girl
    run things , each and every day, you rule the, world, girl
    verse 1:
    so chill, babe, and play, can i come around your ways, every single day, can i come around your, way,
    baby girl, i , like your hair, i like the way you stand, baby can
    i hold your hands, every single day.

  • dear sexy mrs taylor swift, i just wrote you a really sexy love song, to the beat/instrumentals of a reggae song
    named greedy joe that was sang by the reggae singer named,Sizzla, but i wrote you my own intro, chorus plus verse using my own lyrics for you, and my name is ike nash, and i live in Toronto , Canada in the city of Scarborough and i love you,so much

  • hello sexy, mrs taylor swift, i wrote you another verse and chorus to the reggae instrumental/beat, of the reggae song , named Greedy Joe, that was sang by the reggae, singer named Sizzla, but i wrote you my own chorus plus verse, using my, own lyrics for you, to the beat/instrumentals of the song,
    i wrote you verse 1 , yesterday, which was the, 25th of January 2010
    but now, today which, is january 26th, 2010, i am writing you a second verse plus a new chorus. so here is my song for you,sexy girl:

    the song: Greedy Joe
    my chorus for you:
    hey girl, you’re so good, and ,so cute, baby, it’s the truth,
    you’re so cute and so cool, girl, rock the shows, rock the shows, girl, baby i’m so truthful and so true,you’re so cute girl.

    verse 2 for you girl:
    chill,babe, sit down with, me, baby girl can we meet, baby girl, can’t you see, what, i’m saying is girl, is that you’re so lovely, you’re so sexy, girl,i love your beauty.

  • hello sexy mrs taylor swift, i hope you got my songs and messages, because i think, that you’re so sexy, girl

  • dear sexy mrs taylor swift , i wrote you another verse ,
    which is, verse 3, plus another,chorus ,to the instrumentals/beat,of the reggae song named Greedy Joe, which was done originally by the reggae singer, named Sizzla,but i wrote my own lyrics for you, sexy babe, i wrote verse1 yesterday, with my own intro,plus chorus,and today, around 11:00am, i wrote you another chorus with verse, and now again, today the 26th of january, i’m writing you another verse plus chorus to the beat of the song greedy joe. so here is my song for you sexy baby girl:
    Song Title: Greedy Joe
    my chorus for you:
    hey girl, i’m not cold, that’s for sure,
    girl, i’m so pure, i’m not poor, i have to let you know, we should grow, i will take you by the stores, buy you baby everything you want,baby like the golds.
    verse 3 for you sexy girl:
    so listen girlfriend, i’ll be there, i’m sitting in my chair, baby,please can you come here, i like your sexy hair, babe,i like the way you stand, girl can i hold your hands baby can i be your friend

  • hello taylor swift, i wrote you another love song, to the beat/instrumentals of a rap song called demons surround me, that was originally, rapped, by the rapper named bizzy bone, but i wrote you, my own verse plus chorus,
    using my own lyrics for you to the instrumentals/beat of the song,
    so here is my song for you:
    song title: Demons Surround Me
    chorus:
    hey girl you’re so sexy, babe,girl,
    can you text me, babe, you’re so lovely baby girl you’re so sexy babe
    verse 1:
    so check it out girl, i love your hair, i love your sexy style, the way you smile ,it drives me wild, i love your profile,
    you’re like my sunshine, baby girl and you’re so fine,
    and i’m so kind and baby girl you’re fine everytime.

  • Dear sexy mrs taylor swift, how are you doing my love, i wrote you a very sexy rap song, to the instrumental/beat of the rap song, called Picture Me Rolling, that was rapped by the rapper Tupac Shakur, but i wrote you my own chorus plus verse to the instrumental/beat of the song, using my own lyrics for you sexy girl,
    So here is my song , for you sexy girl
    Song Title: Picture Me Rolling
    my verse for you:
    I’ll pull up with my friends, i’ll pull up in the benz, girl,love you till the end,yo girl listen, i’ll buy you diamonds, that glisten,you run things, baby,yo, can we take some pictures,i’m on a mission, to give you all my money, honey,you look so sexy, girl, baby girl you look so lovely, yo,girl floss, toss money on the scenes,serving, you clean,baby girl i like your jeans.

    Chorus: yo chill, girl get with me, on the movie screens, girl you look so sweet, and so sexy, baby girl roll clean, roll with me honey baby girl you dress so neat.

  • dear taylor swift, i wrote you another sexy song, but this time to a reggae instrumental/beat of a reggae song named Halla Fi Di Jordan, which was sang by the reggae singer, named beenie man, but i wrote you my own intro, verse plus chorus for you to the instrumental/beat of
    the song sexy girl,so here is my song for you sexy taylor swift:
    song title: Halla Fi Di Jordan
    my intro: yo, yo, yo, yo
    chorus: girl,chill, let’s walk, let’s laugh, let’s talk, let’s have a good day,in the park girl
    verse 1:
    you’re so sexy girl, that’s the truth, and you’re so pretty girl and so cute,i’ll buy you all the fruits, that you like to eat too, i’ll take you to the park, girl and to the zoos,
    i’ll pick you up from work baby that is the truth, girl you’re so cute,girl, that is the truth, anyway, baby girl, let me tell you what i know,i love the way your hair grows,that’s for sure,
    i love the way your hair grows, and how it blows, i’ll take
    you to the parks,girl,that’s for sure.

  • dear sexy mrs Taylor Swift, i wrote you another verse plus chorus to the instrumental/beat of the reggae song named
    Halla Fi Di Jordan, which was originally sang by the reggae singer named beenie man,but i wrote you my own verse plus chorus to the beat/instrumental,of the song using my own lyrics for you sexy baby girl, i wrote you verse 1,
    my own intro, plus chorus yesterday,and today January 28th 2010, I’m writing you verse 2 plus a new chorus,
    sexy girl . so here is my new chorus plus verse 2 for you sexy girl:
    song title: Halla Fi Di Jordan
    chorus:chill babe, relax, with me girl, let me tell you all the facts, while you sit with me girl, talk babe, just sit with me girl , let your hair curl,girl, can i talk to you girl.
    verse 2:
    yo girl, it’s winter time girl, in the spring time baby can i
    see you girl, yo girl, when spring time is done, in summer time baby can i meet you girl,
    baby girl just listen up girl, you’re so sexy baby girl i think you rule the world girl,buy you diamonds and pearls, smoking herbs, in the fall time baby can we meet up girl
    check it out let’s, tear the roof off just because you’re so smart, i’ll write you love songs girl.

  • dear sexy mrs taylor swift, i wrote you another,
    chorus,plus, verse to the instrumentals/beat of the reggae song named Halla Fi Di Jordan, which was sang by the reggae singer named, beenie man, but i wrote my chorus plus verse 3 using my own lyrics for you, i wrote a chorus plus verse 2 yesterday, and today january 29th, 2010, i’m writing you another chorus plus verse 3 to the beat of the song named halla fi di jordan.
    so here is the song for you sexy baby girl:
    song title: Halla Fi Di Jordan
    chorus:
    girlfriend let’s talk for a while, i love your beautiful
    smile, so can we sit for a while, girl smile, i love your sexy style,you’re shining so bright like the stars in the skies.
    verse 3:
    girl, buy, anything you like, if it’s diamonds or pearls, i will pay all the price,you’re nice, my name girl is Ike, i love the way you shine in the spotlights so bright,
    tonight, what’s up girl, tonight, maybe we should , talk on the telephone tonght,
    surprise, i love the way you smile, baby can i come over in the sunrise.

  • Dear sexy Mrs. Taylor Swift, I wrote you another love song to the beat/instrumental, of a reggae song, called Bad Man
    that was originally sang by the reggae singer named Beenie Man.This song of his came from off of one of his albums, named Many Moods Of Moses. But I wrote you my own intro, chorus, plus verse, to the beat/instrumental of this song using my own lyrics for you sexy girl.
    So here is my song for you:
    Song Title: Bad Man

    My Intro: Yo, yo,yo,yo,yo,yo,yo.

    Chorus: Girlfriend,baby call me up,on the phone, bring it on,till the dawn, let’s get it on. Hey girl check what i write, what’s your type,what’s your size, you’re so nice, and so sexy girl.

    Verse 1: Yo girl, blaze on the stage,on the page of the magazines girl, let’s get it on, so girl, floss like the Boss, what’s the cost, pay it all, if you want, we can set it off.
    Of Course, girl you’re the best, from the east to the west, lay your head on my chest girl. What’s next, girl making steps, make a text,to you girl, can we ball, till the break of dawn.

  • Hello sexy Mrs Taylor Swift, how are you doing today my love, here is a very sexy song that i wrote for you, to the beat/instrumental, of a reggae song called Badmind Is Active, that was originally sang by the reggae singer named Beenie Man. But I wrote you my own Intro,
    Chorus, plus verse to the beat/instrumental, of this song for you sexy baby girl, using my own lyrics for you my love.
    So here is my song for you:

    Song Title: Badmind Is Active

    My Intro: Yo girl,love you much, you’re such a sexy lovely girl, check it out, everytime you’re stepping out, you’ll bless the crowd.

    Chorus: Yo girl, chill with me babe, i think you’re so sexy baby girl, so flip the page, i’m never in a rage girl, and on the stage, you look like a sexy model, so just blaze.

    Verse 1:Yo, yo, girl chill, I am for real girl, Ike is my name, sexy little baby girl, I love your fame, keeping it moving girl, spend a hundred bills,spend it all for you girl,I’ll stay the same,when I say same girl, I mean I love you babe. Yo, girl , check it out, baby girl you rock, on the top, in the spotlights, baby girl you’re hot, always, looking, so great, never hate, never late, for a date baby girl you look so great.

  • Dear Mrs Taylor Swift, how are you doing today babe, here is another song that i wrote for you to the beat/instrumental of a reggae song called Any Time You Want War, that was sang by the reggae singer named Mad Cobra, I chose this beat/instrumental, because it sounds really good, and I’m just trying to let you know that, you’re very special. I wrote my own intro, chorus, plus verse to the beat/instrumental of this song for you, using my own lyrics. Please don’t get offended or scared by the title of the song, I only chose, it because the beat sounds really good. So here is my song for you sexy Taylor Swift.

    Song Title: Any Time You Want War

    My Intro: Girl, girl, let’s roll girl.
    My Chorus for you Taylor Swift: Yo girl,check it out, I’m down town all the time, let me know, can I buy you anything, check me now, it’s
    just the way that you flow, you’re so good.

    Verse 1 for you Taylor Swift: Yo girl, stay cool, coming through,
    just for you boo, I will make your skies blue, I’m never hating on you boo, that’s the truth,I’m always on top of the biz, you’re so cute, and you are so cool girl, and sexy too, i wish you success may your dreams come true.

  • Dear Sexy Mrs Taylor Swift, how are you doing today my love, it’s febuary 7th 2010 today, and i’m writing you a rap song to the beat/instrumental of a rap song called
    Tha Crossroads, that was rapped by the rap group called Bone Thugs N Harmony. But I wrote my own intro and verse for you using my own lyrics. So here is my song for you.

    Song Title: Tha Crossroads

    My Intro: Taylor, you’re so good, i’m in the hood.
    verse 1: hey girl, what’s up pretty shordy, can i just say that you’re lovely, i love your sexy beauty, hey cutie,
    please get with me, let’s go to the movies, sit with me,
    let’s talk, you’re sexy, you dress so lovely, flow easy,
    girl stand by me, let’s have some ice cream, on the scenes,
    girl rock your jeans, i mean, you’re sexy, the way you flow is just so clean.

  • Hello sexy Taylor Swift, how are you doing today, and I love your new song, and I wrote you another verse again to the beat/instrumental, of the rap song called
    Tha Crossroads, that was rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony. I wrote you verse 1 earlier today because i really like you, and now I’m writing you verse 2 , using my own lyrics picking up from verse 1 where i left off, sexy girl. So here is verse 2 for you Taylor Swift.

    Song Title: Tha Crossroads.

    Verse 2 :
    I love you much, baby girl , it’s just a crush, i’ll rush to buy you , thangs , like diamonds girl, and such, what’s up, with your new songs, i like the way you flow,
    the way your hair blows, I’m looking out of my house windows. Girl I’m so strong, your hair is very long,
    long time I’ve seen you girl, my love is very strong.

  • Dear sexy Mrs Taylor Swift, happy belated valentines day to you my love, and I wrote you another sexy song called Excite Me (In UNDA WATA Riddim), that was originally sang by the reggae singer named Sean Paul. But I wrote you my own intro,chorus, plus verse to the beat/instrumentals of this song because i really love you a lot.
    So here is my song for you Sexy Mrs Taylor Swift.

    Song Title: Excite Me
    My Intro for you: Yo girl,you’re so cute.
    Chorus: Yo girl, what’s going on, in my palm is a lot of pretty diamonds,
    girl. You can get it all, girl you’re so warm, hold my arms, let’s walk to the movies girl.
    Verse 1 : You’re so cute, girl I’m not rude, I’m not mute, sexy baby girl,
    put you in a good mood.What’s the date? baby can we date, never hate on you sexy baby girl, love you everyday.
    Anyway, tell me what you say, can I say ,that you looking so lovely girl,
    everyday. Everywhere,baby hold my hands, understand, I’m a good man, baby love you anyway.

  • Hello Taylor Swift, here is a reggae song that i wrote for you to the instrumental/beat of a reggae song called Excite Me (In UNDA WATA Riddim) that was originally sang by the reggae singer named Sean Paul, I wrote you this song earlier, like two minutes ago using my own lyrics, writing you my own intro, chorus plus verse to the beat/instrumentals of this song, but it’s not showing up in the comments list. So here it is again. Excite Me (In UNDA WATA Riddim) originally sang by Sean Paul, but I wrote my own intro,chorus plus verse for you to the beat/instrumental of the song.
    My Song for you:

    Song Title: Excite Me
    My Intro: Yo girl, you’re so cute.

    My Chorus: Yo girl, can you hold my palms, or my arms, sexy pretty girl, shower you with charms , and , keep you warm , baby girl be strong,
    I am strong for a long time loving you so much girl.

    My verse 1 for you Taylor Swift:
    Pick you up, baby lift you up, love you much, love you up,
    baby girl you’re so nice, and , please be sweet, girl you dress so neat, I’ll be sweet, I am clean, hope you have a nice day girl.
    On the movie screen, girl you act so deep, what I mean, is,girl, you’re the best thing in Hollywood. I’ll be good, as nice as I could, you should know sexy baby girl love you everyday,so.

  • Dear Sexy Mrs Taylor Swift, how are you doing today. I hope you get and love the songs that I wrote for you. My name again is Ike Nash, and I live in Toronto Canada, in the city of Scarborough. And I love you so much. I wrote you another sexy reggae song called , Be I Strong,
    that was originally sang by the reggae singer named Sizzla, and this song comes from off of his reggae album called Be I Strong.
    But I wrote you my own Intro, chorus, and verse, to the beat/instrumental, of this song for you sexy baby girl, using my own lyrics. So here is my song for you .

    Song Title: Be I Strong

    My Intro: Yo girl, let’s ride, can we grab a bite, you’re so nice.
    My Chorus : Yo Jah, what’s right, Taylor Swift, girl you’re so fine and so nice, and, what’s up baby girl, you’re so nice, tell me what’s up girl tonight.
    Verse 1 for you Taylor Swift: Yo girl, happy valentines day, love your movies, and you’re so pretty,and, can we talk sexy girl, in the parks, can we walk , holding, hands, in the city,and,girl you’re so fine all the time, baby girl can you be mine, you’re so sexy, and , love your music girl all the time, girl I’ll buy you diamonds, be mine, I’m so kind girl.