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Look Who’s Back in the Game!

Lindsay Lohan may have just broken up with her girlfriend that was probably definitely a woman, Samantha Ronson, but that doesn’t mean that that’s going to hold a bitch back from getting her make-out on. Yesterday Lohan was caught on tape (sorry, no embed) sucking face with a dude after shopping a bit at a store called Church Boutique on Santa Monica Boulevard. According to TMZ, this bro is some French actor named Aurelien Wiik. That explains the smile she has when he’s holding the sides of her face and talking to her. The dude looks like John Mayer and has a French accent. Damn, Lohan. That wasn’t the kind of comeback I was hoping you’d have, but I will accept it.

TMZ is quick to point out that Lindz’ transition from having a girlfriend to having a boyfriend is awfully similar to another crazy actress, Anne Heche. I’m not so quick to agree. We know that Lindsay has a long list of men she’s bedded, but who knows who or what she’ll date after this guy. I’m thinking that she could blow through at least three chicks and two dudes before Valentine’s Day if she plays her cards right. More than that, Lohan has the potential to bring object-sexuality to the mainstream. There’s no stopping a woman on a mission, am I right?

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  • Used to be this site was friendly to queer culture, but there’s a homophobic slant to this post… probably definitely … why don’t you go all-out Perez style and call her saMAN. Is it so hard to just call her the former girlfriend. It’s kinda disappointing and offensive.

    • I am not even remotely homophobic for thinking that Samantha Ronson is androgynous looking. And check yo facts, boy! I am extremely friendly to queer culture. Promise you that much. Lindsay’s just crazy, that’s all.

  • oh come on. im no lindsay fan but samantha and lindsay broke up months ago. and it was samantha who broke up with her, lindsay was even getting to the point of stalker a few months back. so im glad she found a new guy to suck face with who doesnt look like a drug dealer or like a 40plus old man.

    • You’re right, I know that too. When I said Lindsay “broke up with” Sam, I meant that they were broken up, not that she did the breaking up. And I believe that the two did continue to see each other up until recently. If Sam’s seeing her on her own accord, then it’s not stalking.

  • Am I alone in having a lezzie crush on Sam Ronson? I dunno if it’s because she kind of looks like my first boyfriend in 8th grade or what. I bet she is totally foxy with those man clothes off.

    • You are NOT alone!
      I’m totalllly straight, and I thought I was the only one who thought Sam was really cute.

      I kinda wish she was a guy, so I could marry her lol.

      • hahaha, im totally straight too, but i had a mad crush on the hot boyish chick from the L word. the promiscious one with all the gf’s.

      • I could’nt agree more. On the L Word, she is SO hot, I could grab her chest (can’t talk about boobs) and spend the whole night with her.

  • Lohan only female lover was NOT sam ronson, she’s been with most of the high profile lesbians/party girls in town and so has paris hilton, Lohan dated for a while the owner of Teddy’s and that woman is her mother’s age, she’s really gay at this point and may still be with men every once in a while but Lindsay’s been gay for years, and it’s not that big of a deal because she’s not really an actress anymore either, so their is no marketing problem with her and she can live her life the way she wants to. To Lindsay men are a way to get jobs, and make money, they are not her sexual orientation.

  • OMG, this Aurélien Wiik guy is SO gay, he probably just made out with her for publicity…
    I guess you could call him an “actor”, but he’s mostly been acting in shitty TV movies and indie flicks that are so indie noone has actually seen it…
    His most remarkable work… “The Kitchendales” shot in 2000 in which he was teaching recipes for stay-at-home-moms and stripping while doing it, classy!

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