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I Hate You

My least favorite Real Housewife of NYC, Kelly Bensimon, (yes, I dislike her more than Alex and Ramona) is set to appear in Playboy. The model-turned-writer-turned-reality TV star will have the cover of the March issue, as well as a six page spread. While I don’t think Kelly’s all too shy about her body, she did get a leg up that most Playboy models don’t: her ex-husband, famous fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, shot her pictorial for her.

The problem with Kelly (Oh, and you can believe that baby girl’s a problem!) is that she thinks she’s better than the rest of her cast. Well guess what, girlfriend? If anything you’re a little worse because you were famous and you downgraded to reality TV. That’s show business math. All she seemed to talk about in interviews after her show aired was how it was important for her not to feel like she was cast away for being on a reality TV show… and then she does Playboy, which is the most typical move of a reality TV famewhore looking to cash-in ever.

Kelly Bensimon, you’re the worst.

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    • OMG – I think the same thing EVERY time I see her running in all of her half-naked glory. I have ZERO desire to see her naked. I feel like NYC already sees too much everytime she flails her arms and “jogs” thru the city.

  • Agreed. Kelly Bensimon is a disaster and, as they touched on in her first season, she definitely collects celebrity friends. Oy.

    • haha, Bethenny made her look like a total idiot with her sarcasm and imitations.. can’t wait for her spinoff. I just hope it isn’t true about beth being a demanding bridezilla

  • Huh? The model-turned-writer-turned-reality TV star will be be on the will have the cover of the March issue,

  • Barf. I hated this Crypt Keeper last season. She is obviously on large amounts of cocaine, plus don’t understand how she is this “accomplished” magazine writer when she can barely string together sentences.

    Someone’s photo shop program is in for a helluva lot of overtime if she is going to pose nekid.

  • Well I haven’t seen the show, so I can’t respond to her personality.
    However to me she’s not that attractive, at least in the photo, but other than that I don’t understand the hatred for her posing in Playboy.

  • She is the worst, just as dumb as a post, and the reason she married her ex husband was to have a chance at a modeling career, grandpa gave her two golden tickets and dumped her for a new wife *granddaughter*. But her stupidity and vapidness is legend. I like the NY housewives show and they were the only interesting women on any of the shows. Kellie was always the poor man’s Cindy Crawford and mostly did catalog work. Ugh. What man is she going to beat up this season?

    • I agree. She showed herself to be the most childish, catty (sp?) & petty. I was really hoping she wouldn’t be back this season b/c the NYC wives are my fav too, but I’ll see what kind of drama she’ll drum up and then be ignorantly blissful to. Love the “poor man’s Cindy Crawford” line…perfect!