Jan 17, 2010 at 12:53 pm by Molls

Amy Winehouse is orange. I don’t know if she’s channeling Snooki or if she and Lohan are BFF now or if she’s preparing for an upcoming role as an Oompa Loompa or WHAT. It’s been buzzing around that her fiance, good ol’ Blake Fielder-Civil, has been cheating on her. Maybe she got sad and thought she’d spice up her look with a self-tanner and a couple glasses of wine and next thing ya know, she’s lookin’ like the Syracuse mascot. Perhaps Amy’s special glow was the reason why she made a beeline for her car when leaving dinner last night with her goddaughter.

16 Responses to “Amy Trades Crack For Bronzer”

  1. Anonymous says:

    It looks like she’s trying to match the race of her goddaughter.

  2. CatFace says:

    I just want her to get away from that creep, he is not doing her ANY favours in terms of drugs, family, friends, publicity…..

  3. Eva says:

    Haha this post cracks me up! Oompa Loompa hahaha

  4. pufinstuf says:

    At least bronzer won’t give you a heart attack.
    I do wish she’d stop that black eye wing thing with her makeup.
    She needs a new “trademark look”. If you have the same trademark too long you become a caricature of yourself.

    • emmxa says:

      Really?
      I think that keeping the same look for years gives more an impression of stability.
      Look at examples like Karl lagerfeld or Anna Wintour… they seem unshakeable.

      • emmxa says:

        But I agree that the eyeliner is eww!

      • melissa says:

        Yeah, Johnny Cash really blew it with his signature look and style.
        As are Bono and David Bowie.

        (insert sarcasm)

      • pufinstuf says:

        I’m not saying that having “personal style” isn’t a good thing. But you didn’t see Johnny Cash wearing the exact same shirt for 50 years. Personal style should consist of more than one element you repeat exactly ad nauseam.

  5. evilbeetdouche says:

    Lipstick on a pig, bronzer on a crack ho. What’s the diff?

  6. BeetLover says:

    Someone trusts AMY WINEHOUSE to be a role-model/caregiver to their child by making her a godmother? That is terrifying.

  7. Alzaetia says:

    It looks like she got some in her hair…

  8. origin says:

    i thought this was rihanna until i read the title…..

  9. Wycliffe says:

    Well, she always wanted to be black. Her coat is cool.

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