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And The Punches Keep Coming!

More bad news for Tiger Woods: GM dumped his scandalous ass. Tiger’s contract with GM actually ended in 2008, but it had been extended so he could continue driving their luxury vehicles for free. However, once Tiger announced his retirement from golf, his contracts were set to run out on December 31st, 2009. GM is now one of the many companies that has disassociated themselves from Tiger over the last couple months. Gilette, Accenture, Gatorade, AT&T and Tag Heuer have all ended their relationships with the once-loved golf star.

While it will probably eventually start to suck for Tiger if he doesn’t hang on to his money (or spend it all trying to shut up his hos), the guy’s still pretty much set. He’s banked millions over the years and will always be able to find work. There are plenty of people who are not above employing Tiger Woods just because he’s slept around, unfortunately. Also? He still gets to hang on to that famous Caddy that his wife beat him up in and another luxury Buick. I suppose Tiger’s situation really only sucks if you have the point of view of an entitled, selfish, delusional professional athlete.

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  • Maybe he’s got zits and can sell Proactiv Solution with Katy. Or maybe he’s got the shits and sell Activia with Jamie Lee. I’m here for you Tiger.

  • I was hoping you might be a good alternative to P.Hilton’s moronic spewing, but I can see you are no better. Tiger has billions, and will come back bigger than ever. Every player in golf thanks god for Tiger, who took the purses from 27 to 720 million per year. Do your effing research before you crank your personal agenda up to stun.

  • When did he retire? He’ll be back within a year making millions. He’ll still get paid millions to visit foreign countries and play one-day friendlies.

    He’ll probably come back a bit pissed about all of this, break the Majors records and be recognized as the greatest player in the sport’s history. And the golf world will be happy to have him back. So will the new round of sponsors who flock to him.

    Any way, people have a short memory about athletes who sleep around. Maybe it’s just that it’s to hard to remember them all because most of them do. At least he’s not like all the basketball players with kids here and there and everywhere (give him time).