Jan 10, 2010 at 03:20 pm by Kelly

Chan and Valletta at the Premiere of The Spy Next Door

14 Responses to “What is Jackie Chan Doing to Amber Valletta?”

  1. Melissa says:

    He’s doing a ninja humping move.

  2. Nixie says:

    I think they look cute, friendly, and fun!

  3. Mike says:

    It seems to me that he’s trying to distract people from noticing that Amber apparently only has one arm!

    • ltc says:

      hahah that’s what i was JUST about to say.
      holes on the shoulders of a dress are not flattering when Jackie Chan is trying to wrestle.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Looks like he’s enjoying her “sticky buns” to me.

  5. Merc says:

    I dont know they just look cute to me.

  6. ambie says:

    I like Jackie Chan no matter what!

  7. Diana says:

    Funny how nobody in America knows about all his extramarital affairs. It’s all old news in China.

  8. Allison says:

    “Bear-hug rape attack” just made my day. Thank you for that :D

  9. lolly says:

    she looks like she has no arm.

  10. Manda says:

    I heard about Jackie Chan’s affairs, but I love him anyway :P

  11. Lola says:

    Kelly that post was hilarious!

  12. hongkongwong says:

    He is introducing her to his 3-inches of fury.

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