Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hannah Montana Due to Conclude This Year

Reps state that Miley’s breakthrough television show, Hannah Montana, is ova.  The fourth and final season will begin filming this month and wrap up sometime this summer.

Tweens worldwide, at this very moment, are probably in hysterics and tearing at their hair and burning Hannah Montana dolls in effigy. Oh, the melodrama of it all.

Although Miley’s film career is over on hiatus, there’s got to be a good side to it all, right?  Now she’s just got more time to perfect the things she’s best at: pole-dancing, picking, grinning, designing clothes for Walmart, obsessing over that Jonas boy and making really unfortunate faces.

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