Jan 06, 2010 at 01:04 am by Evil Beet

I was shocked and saddened to hear of the passing of Johnson & Johnson heiress and frequent tabloid guest star Casey Johnson. She was found yesterday morning at her home in LA, and authorities say she’d been dead for some time before that. Casey adopted daughter Ava from Kazakhstan in 2007, but she had been living with Casey’s mother because Casey couldn’t get her drug problem under control. The LA County coroner said that he did not suspect foul play in Casey’s death, and the cause of death would not be known for several weeks, while they wait to get the toxicology results back.

I don’t have it in me right now to do the entire drug rant again. But, look, if being a beautiful, thin, wealthy mother with all the opportunities and options and doctors in the world can’t save your life from the terrors of a drug addiction, how much better do you think your own odds are? Just don’t do it.

28 Responses to “The Los Angeles Coroner Is the Only Person in the Country Who Doesn’t Know How Casey Johnson Died”

  1. Berit says:

    Why are drugaddicted people allowed to adopt children? Wealth aside, do children’s rights count for nothing anymore?

  2. Laura says:

    Um…. she’s been dead for some time before they found her? Hasn’t her “fiancee” been trying to call her or something? Don’t know bout you, but I talk to my boyfriend at least once a day…………………

    • My Cat Loves TV says:

      Yeah, that was exactly my first thought. I don’t want to say I’m a stalker or anything but there would be NO WAY my boyfriend would be dead on the floor for “several days.” These girls texted and Twittered like crazy. Maybe the whole fiance crap was just that…crap. Just something else to get their names on the gossip pages. Then again I’ve never been a drug addled psycho so maybe if you are, you can just forget that the love of your life has medical problems, has had prior diabetic comas and you haven’t heard from her in “several days” nor has she Twittered. Thank God the little girl was in the hands of the grandmother. Nobody wants to be adopted into the mess this chick had created.

    • Anonymous says:

      Yes, I talk to your boyfriend at least once a day too. Typically while he’s treating my weiner like a lollypop.

  3. Anonymous says:

    She died of too much money and not enough sense and discipline.
    RIP Casey.

  4. evilbeetdouche says:

    I’m guessing she actually looks better on the L.A. Coroner’s slab than in that photo. Geez, no wonder she couldn’t get a man…..

  5. Raye says:

    She actually looks a little like Sarah Chalke in that picture.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Beautiful? LOFL She looked like a muppet.

  7. Anon says:

    Why isn’t there any news on Russel Brand and Katy Perrys engagement? This site is so slow sometimes.

  8. slouchy says:

    Poor Tila Tequila was thisclose to having a ton of money and a shot at respectability.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Went into diabetic shock and no one was around to help her..

    • kiddo says:

      the drugs and the diabetes dont mix. Maybe she was just to high and confused the needles.

      I didnt know who she was, but I am sad to know she had adopted a baby. Maybe the skankmother will raise this one correctly, doubt it.

  10. lolly says:

    the johnson&johnson heiress took a powder?

  11. Anonymous says:

    Damn! I don’t think I can tell one bit that she has had plastic surgery! lol.

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