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Look Who Crawled Out From Under Her Rock

Where the hell has Mischa Barton been the last couple of months? Apparently transforming herself from a television actress to a normal chick at the mall. Between her locks, the weight gain and the completely confused, pale face, Mischa was barely recognizable when the paparazzi snapped her leaving a store on Sunset Blvd. However, getting healthy looking is typically a sign that a person’s improved their life. I’m not saying the girl looks healthy, but she’s a far cry from the Mischa that we know and hate. Perhaps she’s been using this downtime positively? (UPDATE: Um, nevermind. Just read that Mischa’s next role is going to be a hooker on Law and Order: SVU.)

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  • I love her hair.

    she does look oddly pail but I have to say that in temrs of weight, she looks fantastic. Her face used to look so drawn it was almost frightening.

    • If you live on Neptune or Uranus or in a James Cameron film (think Leo’s lips before he starts methoding a boat anchor in that dreadful Titanic sick sack).

  • She’s always put weight on in her legs first, which is a little weird, but like the first commenter way up top, I think her face looks so, so much better.

      • who DOESN’T know that this broad can be skinny or normal on top and have tree trunk legs? shit even when her legs aren’t fat they have no knees. sort of like frosting tubes. . .

  • Love it! frosting tubes! Never heard that expression before to describe a woman’s legs. Kanckles yes, frosting tubes no. I had to page up and look again. I don’t follow her so I can’t say much. But I didn’t get the feeling she’s a picture of health. She looks medicated. Poor girl. I hope things are not as messy as they appear. No one should be this messed up at her age. But maybe it’s just a bad buzz day.

  • Um, someone is going to be pulling some batshit crazy stunt in public soon. She has her Crazy Eyes on.

    We all know its never a good sign when she goes on a Fatty Bender. She gains weight, and then she gets all wierded out.

    Really, she needs to just quit acting and try to be one of the regular people. Get a regular job, and maybe her crazy will get better.

  • she looks fine, actually like most of us look like without makeup…why do we hate on celebrities that starve themselves and then when they gain a little healthy weight we hate on them as well.
    It’s not just fashion designers that are the problem, we (average people) are just as guilty for the complexes these girls in Hollywood develop.

    I think it is only the pants that make her look different…most of us look stupid in those skin tight skinny jeans.