Jan 01, 2010 at 10:38 pm by Evil Beet

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The photo agency swears this is Christina Aguilera hosting at Tao on New Year’s Eve, but if it weren’t for the pics of her sitting next to Jordan Bratman, I’d send them an email to let them know it’s actually Paris Hilton.

KILLER shoes, though.

31 Responses to “Happy New Year from Either Christina Aguilera or Paris Hilton”

  1. Anonymous says:

    That’s TOTALLY Christina, what the hell, dude? C’mon!

    • Huronlad says:

      Beet right after you get you eyes checked, get your hearing checked.

    • Anonymous says:

      Um. Dude? Beet doesn’t really think that’s Paris.

    • JustMe says:

      She doesn’t really think it’s PH. She’s pointing out the fact that Xtina is looking very Hilton-esque in these pics. I mean look at her pose on the 6th pic. And that crown. C’mon looks like she’s totally mocking Perish Hilton.

  2. Hautie says:

    Well it couldn’t be Paris, for her size 12 foot would have taken up the entire frame. Can you image that shoe in a size 12?

    The girls with little feet get to wear all the really cool crazy heels. And these are really great shoes.

  3. wpolochick says:

    Well she just looks….wow. I think she just needs a dress with less boob-sagging-ness.

  4. GreyEyes says:

    Why is she never with her baby?

  5. cara says:

    eeeeeeew, the floor looks so dirty

  6. Lindsay says:

    doesn’t anyone else think she’s become a huge mess? she’s evolving in the wrong direction, and has been for a very long time.

  7. lulu says:

    she’s lost the weight but the boobs are sagging

    and she looks cheap overall

  8. Insane in the Membrane says:

    Why is that hairy man next to her dressed like such a slob? He looks like the janitor getting nookie on the side from a drunk HO.

  9. Anonymous says:

    more like Christina FUGuilera!

  10. anonymous says:

    Nasty!!!! Even the shoes can’t save the saggy mess!!!!

  11. Gwen says:

    Huh? What sagging boobs? I think her boobs look great! Not everyone has Blake Lively type boobs you know. If the commentors are women lets hope your boobs are touching the sky. I think she looks nice and this will always be an upgrade from her old velvet dress with an afro times.

    • Sss says:

      Agreed, I’m not really seeing it. I mean, she doesn’t have support on so her boobs may look a little weird but *shrug*, people’s boobs are shaped differently.

      I love the shoes! I love that the blue matches her eye color, the black matches her dress and the red, her lipstick.

  12. evilbeetdouche says:

    Having that kid in the prime of her career just wrecked them titties. Damn shame. Ho got some big ass foots, too.

  13. blah says:

    Dude, she had a kid 2 years ago, how many of you looked this good even before you had kids? Did she get her implants removed?

    I never realized how much she looks like Paris until you pointed this out!

  14. Totally pulling a PH.
    The hair….
    hahaha

  15. marsha says:

    Her new haircut looks like she made it by herself… or maybe her son cutted her hair hahahaha :D

  16. uggs says:

    Hmmm…..is she on the anorexic train too? Just 2 weeks ago she looked a bit “healthier”

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